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Flavor Flav Paid Support Only To Avoid Jail Time

In news that will shock exactly zero people, Public Enemy rapper Flavor Flav failed to pay $111,000 in back child support to Angie Parker, mother to three of his seven children. The clock-wearing rapper only paid up when a judge threatened to sentence him to 180 days in jail. Flavor Flav coughed up $25,000 and agreed to add an extra $1,200 to his monthly payments until he fulfilled his obligations. This is why you don’t have a bunch of children with a crazy rapper who everyone knows is insane.