Times Kids Proved They’re Basically Aliens
Kids are so strange. It's kind of hard to believe that we all started out life that way. Kid logic is something that makes us scratch our heads and think, "where do they come up with this stuff?" It's almost like they're from another planet sometimes...or at least a different wavelength.
He's Looking For That Sweet And Salty
This kid thought that they were loading up that whipped cream with some more sugar, but it was salt. Did that stop them from loving every piece of it and coming back for more? Nope.
What An Interesting Halloween Costume
Most kids go through phases of those kind of traditional Halloween costumes like princess, fireman, zombie, witch—you don't expect your little one to want to be a pair of jeans.
He Had A Point To Prove
This is what happens when you swallow a penny to prove to your little brother that you swallowed a sim key earlier that day. You get a trip to the hospital and likely a lecture on what not to put in your mouth.
She Was Exhausted, OK?
It's exhausting work putting all your laundry away. Most of us just leave it in the basket until it becomes a mix of clean and dirty clothes. She deserves that nap.
To Each Their Own
Yes, he could be relaxing in that awesome pool there behind him, but there must be something about the dirty water in that bucket that makes him so happy. Why else would he chill in there?
She Needed Some Serious Protection
She was watching something on her tablet that was scary, so she thought, "how can I keep myself protected?" She did something both genius and dumb and put on a plastic helmet.
He Dressed For The Occasion
Kids always have these weird fascinations with things that don't allow them to think rationally all the time. Take this kid who had to bring this creepy mask to a wedding with him. Why? No one knows.
They're Both Going To Need Therapy
This little girl was so excited to be a big sister, but she's jumped right into being a menace about it instead of being nurturing and loving from the start.
Whatever Is Comfortable, I Guess?
Kids find the weirdest stuff comfortable. How, of all the ways they could sit down to watch their stories, is this the one that they landed on? All the blood is going to rush to their head.
She's Looking A Little Lumpy
When a kid demands something from you, who are you to argue with them? She wanted to have a bunch of plastic balls shoved down her onesie, and that's what she got.
You Really Can't Take Them Anywhere
This is what happens when you try and take your kid anywhere with you, like out shopping for clothes. You might as well just buy things and try them on at home.
That's Not How You Wear Those
I get that being a kid means that you need to experiment and learn things about yourself and your style, but does wearing a diaper on your head really seem like the statement one wants to make?
What On Earth...?
Sometimes you walk in on a kid doing something weird and you think to yourself that it's probably better that you don't ask questions and just let them have their moment.
That's Nice, Right?
Of all the things a kid could say, claiming that they like their daddy's bones is not the worst thing by far. Kids can be really mean sometimes without knowing it.
He's Taking Some Me Time, OK?
Maybe wearing slime on your face to sleep is just the kind of thing we need to do to help us sleep better. Maybe this kid is really onto something.
As Long As She's Having Fun
While being filthy in a tutu with a couple of tiny lightsabers is not what I would pick to do for fun, it's nice that she's out here enjoying life.
How Else Would You Tell Them Apart?
If you have twins, then they're probably going to want to dress the same sometimes, because that's fun. But what happens when they start to worry about people telling them apart?
There's A New Superhero In Town
One of the great things about LEGO is that it lets kids really let their creativity soar. Like this kid who decided that the world needed another Spider-Man, this time with a pie for a head.
Doesn't That Hurt?
When I was a kid, we used to scoop little critters up to freak out our parents with our hands. Now it seems like wearing them as accessories is the way to go.
Good Luck With Cleaning That Up
I think that at some point or another, every kid kind of goes through that phase where they like to pull pranks on their family. Some of the pranks are worse than others...
That Pretty Much Sums Everything Up
This little kid trying to wash a book about how to babyproof your marriage pretty much tells you everything you need to know about having children. This should be the new cover of that book.
She's Trying Out Something New
Looks like we have a little fashionista on our hands. She has decided to start experimenting with makeup and has seemed to have decided that red is really her color.
Why Are They Screaming?
When you think about kids being kids, it is often pictures like this that come to mind. That kind of wholesome chaos that makes you wish you were young again.
Oh No...
That water looks really disgusting, and it's hard to say if that's because there is a baby sitting in it, or if it was like that before she even got there.
No More Bean Bag Chairs
This is why children shouldn't be able to have bean bag chairs. They're just going to make them explode somehow and end up covered in a bunch of static-y beans.
There Are These Things Called Slippers
She didn't like the feeling of the floor on her feet. That's totally fair, I'm not a big fan either. But going for some plastic gloves instead of slippers is an interesting choice.
She Has A Lot Of Confidence, We'll Give Her That
She loved her school picture so much that she stood in the living room and looked at it with binoculars, just admiring her beauty and poise. We could all be that confident.
Those Are Dangerous
Looks like he's getting ready for something really sinister to go down. Why else would he sharpen his nails to points like that? What's he up to? Who is he afraid of?
You Can Nap Anywhere If You're Brave Enough
She likes to nap outside in the fresh air, and there is nothing wrong with that! Let's just hope that none of the neighbors get too weirded out by this little girl's habits.
He's Looking For Peace
The grocery store certainly can be a stressful place, so why not stop and do some meditating right in the middle of the produce aisle? We could all take a lesson or two from this kid.
