These Quotes About Husbands Are Way Too Relatable
If you're married to a man, you're in for a wild ride. All of the quotes on this list might just hit a little too close to home. Keep reading to feel some intense solidarity with other people who have decided to spend their lives wedded to someone of the male persuasion.
We love our husbands, but they can be really annoying sometimes.
Stop Mothering Me
We know that it's not healthy to mother our husbands, but when they treat us like their moms, we really don't have another choice.
What are we supposed to say? Go find your keys yourself?
A Role Playing Situation
These two have a fun game going, and by a fun game we mean that it's not a fun game at all.
Why don't they listen to us the first time?
He Looked Everywhere
Why is it that husbands can never find things when those things are directly in front of their faces?
It's like they're selectively blind or something. It doesn't make any sense.
Do We Have Orange Juice?
If you're not sure if you're ready to be a wife yet, consider this quote.
If that sounds like the right move for you, then go ahead and get married.
There Is No Cleaning Fairy
I hate to break it to you, men, but there are no cleaning fairies.
If you suspect that you might have a cleaning fairy, you probably just have a very responsible wife.
The Best Gossip Partner
Husbands are literally the best gossip partners because they aren't listening to anything that you're saying.
That means that they're the best secret keepers. Also, they just let you talk.
Are You Forgetting Something?
The one time that the husband has to take care of the whole drop off procedure is the time that he forgets one of the kids.
It doesn't matter how many times you go over the plan.
Every Woman's Dream
It seems like all of the romance novels got it wrong. We don't want to be whisked off into the sunset.
We just want somebody to clean the house for us.
When Husbands Make Dinner
Husbands are always willing to help out, only if the conditions are absolutely right.
Grilling is not hard work. All you have to do is stand in front of the grill.
A Husband Was Here
This wife lost her husband while she was out shopping with him, but it looks like he left some clues as to where he might have gone.
It sure looks like a husband was here.
The Kitchen Never Stays Clean
If your kitchen is clean constantly, are you even married to a man?
Some men are just incapable of putting things back in the cupboard or the fridge. Don't ask us why.
The Worst Thing You Can Say To Your Wife
Husbands, please heed this warning. Never ever ask your wife if she really wants to eat that. It's just a bad idea.
If she's eating it, she wants to eat it.
Time To Micromanage
Why do husbands have to micromanage every family outing? We don't have to have every single second of the day planned.
We can just eat lunch whenever we get hungry.
Mr. Fixit
How is it that men can be so good at fixing and creating things and then the second they have to do a simple task they need help from a Youtube video?
It's so ridiculous.
Making Dinner With Your Spouse
Some couples are perfectly capable of making dinner together. Others just get in each other's way.
It seems like whoever wrote this has a husband who really gets in the way.
This Is Unacceptable
I'm sorry, but who told you that you were allowed to buy ice cream with raisins in it?
That just shouldn't be legal. Send him back to the store to get mint chocolate chip.
A Little Reminder
Men take a long time to get stuff done. If you're going to be married to a man, that's just something you have to get used to.
Yes, it is infuriating.
Sticking To A Budget
Every time a husband says "we need to stick to a budget" a wife somewhere in the world renews her Amazon Prime subscription.
For the love of all that is holy, do not say that phrase.
Don't Move My Stuff
Husbands, you know, if you just put things back where they go, then we wouldn't run into problems like this.
Just put your stuff away! Your headphones are in the office where the headphones go.
A While To Mature
Men really do take a long time to mature. They're like a fine wine.
They say that women mature faster than men and it seems like that is really true.
You Never Told Me
If you just text your dear husband all the important things that they need to know, then they can never tell you that you didn't mention that thing to them.
So, text away!
