These People Didn’t Realize They’d Actually Given Birth To Old People
Every baby is cute to somebody. Newborn babies (objectively) look like shriveled raisins, but someone is always going to find them cute because they're babies.
You know what else a lot of people find cute? Old people. So what about a combination of babies that look like old people? These parents managed to unintentionally make that combination a reality when they brought these elderly babies into the world.
Moments Away From A Meltdown
The little boy's mother said that he becomes an "instant old man when he's angry," and she is not incorrect.
Whether he's 8 weeks old or 80, they both need to eat dinner at 5 p.m. and then turn in for an early night.
The CEO Of A Fortune 500 Company
Take a look at any LinkedIn photo of the CEO of a board and tell us that they don't look just like this baby.
Oh, wait, you can't, because we're right. He'd better hurry along to the next board meeting.
You Can't Sneak Anything Past Us
This baby has the same expression as a parent who is listening to their child try to blame the dog for breaking the lamp that's shattered all over the living room floor.
She also looks like she's been waiting up for us because we missed our curfew.
Counting Down The Days Until Retirement
This is the same look that your father or grandfather also gets when they sit down on the couch after a long day at work.
He's contemplating every decision he's made in this life that has led him to this moment.
You Want Me To Do What?!
If our baby girl gave us this look, we'd be questioning every decision we made as her parent.
She's already mastered this look at just a few months old, so imagine what she'll look like in 70 years.
He's Got Candy Hidden In His Pockets For Sure
There must be some Benjamin Button type of something happening with this little baby, because there's no way that he is less than 90 years old.
We're just waiting for him to pull a Werther's caramel out of his cable-knit pocket.
She Was Born This Way
Imagine that you get pregnant, carry your baby girl inside of you for nine months, give or take, and then she pops out looking like this.
You'll just have to work extra hard to get that first smile from her.
He Probably Tells Great Dad Jokes
His parents said it best when they posted this photo and commented that their 5-month-old son had already achieved the ultimate school photo.
It will be hard to top this one in the years to come.
The Baby Version Of Danny DeVito
Have you ever seen Danny DeVito and this baby boy in the same room before? No? Well, there's a reason for that.
I wonder if Danny knows that he has a baby doppelgänger out there in the world.
Immediate Regret
This baby is literally seconds old, and he has already decided that he's going to be upset with the world.
The upside is that his life can only get better from here!
He's Upset You Taped Over His Murdoch Mysteries Episode
He's perfected his pout at a young age, and now he's got decades ahead of him to use it to get what he wants.
"Permanent grump" isn't what most parents expect to give birth to, but that's what they got.
She's Already Sick Of You
You tried to feed her pureed peas for the fourth night in a row, and now she's here to let you know that she's over it.
Keep up this behavior and you'll be going on her hit list for sure.
They've Been Married For 75 Years
This boy and girl are supposedly fraternal twins, but mom thinks they also look like an old married couple—and she's not wrong!
You can see them sitting on a porch swing enjoying a glass of lemonade after dinner, watching the sunset.
7 Days Old Or 80 Years Old?
"Birth certificate says 1 week, but the forehead wrinkles say your 80-year-old grandfather who looks vaguely like a bulldog and falls asleep in his recliner while chewing on a stogie."
Get him a fedora and some thick glasses, his look will be complete!
Perpetually Disappointed
If you had any doubts about your skills as a parent the first time around, this baby would not help you to feel any better.
It looks like he is forever disappointed in every decision you've made since you brought him into the world.
He Looks Like He Pours A Mean Pint
If you walked into any pub in Ireland, this little baby is a replica of half of the men you'd find sitting around, having a pint of Guinness.
The little vest and his hairstyle really seal the deal.
Gordon Has Some Explaining To Do
If you ever thought to yourself, "I wonder what Gordon Ramsay looked like as a baby," we've got the answer for you.
There's supposedly no relation between Gordon and this baby, but we're not sure we buy that.
Judge Judy Over Here
This baby has seen a lot in their short lifetime, and they're using that life experience to judge the heck out of you.
"I asked for my Cheerios 10 minutes ago... Where are they, Brenda?"
"Get Me That Bottle Of Milk Immediately!"
If he's already this angry at the world, just wait until he grows up to discover things like how much he has to pay in taxes.
He doesn't look like he'd be a fun boss to answer to.
Norm Was Indulging In The Christmas Cheer This Year
This baby looks shockingly like your uncle who has had one too many glasses of wine at Christmas dinner and then starts telling all those vaguely offensive jokes that make everyone uncomfortable.
He finds them funny though, clearly.
He Gets The Senior's Discount At Olive Garden For Sure
"2 months [old] and eligible for Medicare and Senior discounts."
If you thought that you were a judgmental person, this baby has seen your judgments and raised you by about a thousand.
Next Year He'll Be Picking His Own Halloween Costume
If you're going to put him in a lion costume, he's going to let you know how he feels about it.
Those forehead wrinkles of distress say more than his words ever could.
The Resemblance Is Uncanny
These parents couldn't help comparing their new daughter to a photo of her great-great-grandmother.
There's no denying where she got these facial expressions from. Great-great granny lives on in this little girl.
He's Got A Range Of Facial Expressions
We didn't know that "Grandpa baby" was an official thing, but if it is, this little boy should be their spokesperson.
He's ready to sit back and enjoy a life funded by his pension after working 45 years in the same department.
This Baby Has Had A Rough Life So Far
He's ready to go back into his mother's womb and return to that warm place he happily lived for nine months without the stresses of the real world.
Nothing that you do will ever be good enough for him.
It's The Same Man
We would like to note that the person who posted the photo was the one who commented on the fact that their baby looks like Kevin from The Office.
With the side-by-side comparison, it's hard to argue otherwise.
No, That's Not A Wig
This two-month-old boy looks like he could be cast as a stunt double for Austin Powers.
It would be a little off-putting to give birth to a baby that has this much hair.
Vote For Him In The Next Local Election
He looks like a man who we'd trust to take care of our local community if we voted for him in the next election.
He's going to run a clean campaign and earn your vote.
Smiling Through The Years
This baby looks more like the old man from Up than he does a young baby.
At least he's a happy old man, though. He's just here to chill and watch some afternoon television while he dozes off on the couch.
She's Tired Of Those Dang Kids On Her Front Lawn
Look at this daughter's...sweet (?) face. Isn't that a face that you would love to wake up to every morning?
How could you not want to spend every moment waiting on this lady hand and foot?
