These Parents Need A Vacation As Soon As Possible
Becoming a parent is one of the best things to happen to some people. It's an experience that they can't forget and it helps them become better people as they raise their child in a crazy world. The only thing is, the kid gets wild sometimes as well.
Parents need a break too, and here are some who need a vacation more than most thanks to their kids.
A Plunger To The Face
![plunge face kid using plunger on his own face](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/plunge-face-46639.jpg?width=800&height=1067)
Getting a plunger to the face is a classic comedy gag, not something your child should be doing to themselves. That's not sanitary, and it could make your child afraid of plungers.
Just Having Fun
![upside down kid upside down kid eating](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/upside-down-kid-36548.jpg?width=800&height=533)
She ordered her favorite meal, but she still didn't sit down and enjoy it like a regular child. Flipping onto her head in the restaurant isn't what a parent wants from their child.
Her Son Scratched The Top Layer Of Her Cornea
![cornea gone woman with eye patch](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/cornea-gone-37462.jpg?width=800&height=1066)
Ladies and gentlemen, her child scratched off her eye. If this doesn't let you know that she needs a break, I don't know what else you need to see, my friends.
"3-Year-Old Threw A Toy Through The TV Screen This Morning"
![a toy reflection of child in broken TV screen](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/a-toy-77590.jpg?width=800&height=1067)
Not only did she do that, but she had the nerve to say it doesn't work anymore. This is the stuff that makes people without kids never want to have any.
Sleep Outside, She Says
![sleep outside tweet:](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/sleep-outside-95911.jpg?width=700&height=372)
Getting told to sleep outside by your child might be funny for some, but it can be seen as a sign of disrespect to others. Hopefully, this parent didn't take too much offense.
"Dad" Wasn't Even An Answer
![chubby dad child's answer on test calls dad chubby](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/chubby-dad-25629.jpg?width=605&height=340)
Do you even see "dad" as an option? This kid didn't even follow the rules and chose his father as the answer instead. Imagine the teacher telling him about this.
Mom Doesn't Like Dad
![doesn't like you note:](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/doesnt-like-you-98083.jpg?width=605&height=783)
This might have been a little crushing for the dad to read. It started off well, but it ended in a dumpster fire. The dad (probably) didn't deserve that message.
How's That Turtle Water?
![drinking turtle water kid drinking aquarium water](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/drinking-turtle-water-41797.jpg?width=800&height=999)
Many questions come with this image. First of all, how did he end up inside that tank? Second of all, why didn't someone take him out first instead of taking a picture?
A Beanbag Attack
![beanbag attack kid messed up beanbag](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/beanbag-attack-97775.jpg?width=800&height=1066)
This little boy exploded the most comfortable seat in the house. Sure, he didn't know there were these tiny beads in it, but cleaning that up is a hassle for adults.
Hanging With Her Pals
![spider tea party kid having a spider tea party](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/spider-tea-party-70500.jpg?width=800&height=600)
This looks a tad bit concerning. Maybe she's a Harry Potter fan and imagines these tiny spiders as really big ones. Seeing your daughter having tea with spiders is concerning.
Maybe He Got Lost?
![conehead kid child stuck in traffic cone](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/conehead-kid-62496.jpg?width=800&height=533)
This kid is either having a lot of fun in there, or he's crying his lungs out. There's no in-between with this situation. He probably wanted to see if it could fit on his head.
She Tried It
![reeses mistake kid used coffee filter as cereal bowl](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/reeses-mistake-29968.jpg?width=700&height=699)
Ava sounds like a smart kid. Ava's parents probably got a good laugh from this, but it's not what they want to come into the kitchen and see. That's a waste of milk.
They Had To Break Their Toilet To Find The Issue...
![sully in the toilet Sully from Monsters Inc with shattered porcelain after toilet was clogged](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/sully-in-the-toilet-86703.jpg?width=800&height=1066)
This family had to replace their toilet after shattering it to see what the issue was. As it turns out, their child flushed Sully, and he caused a crazy blockage.
"This Is My 3-Year-Old Cleaning His Potty With My Toothbrush"
![cleaning potty kid cleaning potty with dad's toothbrush](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/cleaning-potty-34687.jpg?width=800&height=1083)
Well, it's not hard to get a new toothbrush, but it's the principle. What if he hadn't seen this happening? What if he's done it before and this is the only time he got caught?
Daughter Found "Stickers"
![found stickers menstrual pads used as stickers in bathroom](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/found-stickers-60535.jpg?width=800&height=841)
These aren't stickers, obviously. This kid thought they were, which means this mom has to go back to Target and get a new pack of them! That's annoying since it wasn't her fault.
Popcorn Monster
![greedy for popcorn kid with popcorn bowl over head](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/greedy-for-popcorn-45499.jpg?width=800&height=1066)
At least this kid's parents know to restrain this child from the bag of popcorn when they go to the theaters in the future. That's a ton of sodium for a youngster.
Well, What's The Truth?
![best farter child's note](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/best-farter-19959.jpg?width=605&height=807)
Is he the best farter or the best father? This kid said the truth first and realized he had to change it to spare Dad's feelings. How do you think dad took it?
The Facebook Mom
![facebook mom child's drawing saying mom loves facebook](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/facebook-mom-86280.jpg?width=605&height=795)
It seems like Dad needs a break according to this kid's comic strip. He's allergic Facebook, but his wife persists in using it. This is an interesting dilemma building up.
Kid Tells The Truth
![drink less wine child's drawing saying mom should drink less wine](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/drink-less-wine-43804.jpg?width=605&height=766)
What if she doesn't want to drink less wine? Kids don't understand, but wine can get an adult through any situation. If she's this far gone, she needs a vacation.
Slimed Her Hair
![pink slime in hair pink slime in kid's hair](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/pink-slime-in-hair-98426.jpg?width=800&height=1066)
At first, I thought that was gum, but it's the slime kids love to play with. That doesn't make it any better. That stuff gets pretty sticky, but I'm not sure if she had to cut her hair.
What's His Deal?
![in the cat Kid in cat cage with legs sticking out](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/in-the-cat-23107.jpg?width=800&height=533)
Here's a curious kid. It looks like he broke off the entrance to the cage and decided to make a living in there. Every kid has their quirks, but some weigh heavier than others.
Maybe This Kid Needs A Vacation?
![blast to the face Child looking straight into historical canon](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/blast-to-the-face-77950.jpg?width=800&height=533)
I don't know, perhaps this kid is the one who needs a vacation? Putting her face in a cannon isn't a good sign for her or her parents. Does someone need help?
Her Phone Is Done For
![phone in potty tweet:](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/phone-in-potty-10505.jpg?width=700&height=372)
After hearing that, this parent knew their phone was toast. It was probably in the middle of breaking as this conversation happened. Now, mom or dad need a new phone.
The Kid Doesn't Want Her Love
![love and affection tweet:](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/love-and-affection-42507.jpg?width=700&height=307)
It's hurtful when your child doesn't want your love when all you do is care for them their whole life. This mom probably felt a little hurt by this remark.
Katie Is Over It
![katie has had enough note in child's writing:](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/katie-has-had-enough-19734.jpg?width=643&height=635)
Katie isn't having it anymore. To see the news that your child wants to run away is troublesome for parents. It makes a good one wonder where they went wrong.
"My Dad Likes To Check In On His Greenhouse Temperature From Work With This Camera"
![scary check Scary face in front of webcam](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/scary-check-51565.jpg?width=800&height=533)
A kid playing this kind of prank on their dad is hilarious. I'm sure the dad didn't feel that way since he only wants to see the temperature of his greenhouse.
Messing Up The Car
![in the car ABCs written on car seat headrest](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/in-the-car-48137.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=342&left=0&zoom=1.14285714286)
Here's a great way to destroy the inside of a car! Cars are expensive, and fixing them makes them cost more. I wonder how hard it was to get this writing off?
That's Not How It Works
![in the toilet child sitting in toilet bowl](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/in-the-toilet-23974.jpg?width=800&height=533)
I can't tell if she's using the bathroom like that or if she's having a seat. Either way, that's not the way you should go about it. Now she's soaked.