These 15+ Kids Wear The Pants In The Family

Some kids are downright savages to their parents or even strangers on the street.

It's true that children say and do the most awkward things that can be hard to recover from as a parent, so it's a good thing that they are cute, otherwise, they'd just seem evil.

Don't Worry, Mom, I'll Visit In Prison

Tweet: my daughter asked why she can't just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said
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If there is one thing kids are consistently good at, it's trying to get out of going to school.

This little girl did not hesitate to let her mom know what her priorities were in life.

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The Goat Theif

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Toddler girl wearing rainbow boots holding baby goat
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This adorable little girl looks like she's fairly tame, right? Wrong.

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Moments after this picture was snapped, she fled with the baby goat and almost made it to the car with her stolen souvenir.

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Beware Of Tricky Toddlers With Access To Locks

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Tweet: A tip to new parents: 3yo's will lock you out of the house, in the snow, without remorse, and will think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened in the history of the world.
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All new parents should heed this father's advice.

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He experienced the true extent of what his toddler was capable of when he found himself locked out of the house and looking into the eyes of his devious little one on the other side of the window.

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This Kid Ratted Himself Out For YoutTube Clout

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When this 10-year-old boy told his mom he didn't know how his phone was broken, he was flat-out lying.

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The proof didn't come out until about a week later when he uploaded this clip to YouTube and unintentionally revealed what he'd done.

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Dad Jokes Aren't Landing With Her

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Note left from daughter to dad: When I grow up, I want to be as funny as you think you are
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Kids will always be the first people to humble you with the truth.

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One little girl did not hold back when she wrote this note to her dad on Father's Day. She's keeping him on his toes and putting him in his place.

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The Kitchen Is The First Stop During An Emergency

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Tweet: We've been trying to teach 3 what to do in case of an emergency. Yesterday we tested her,
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Teaching a 3-year-old anything new can be challenging, especially if it involves what to do in an emergency situation.

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This little girl knew exactly what she would do first and foremost in case of a real-life emergency, it's just not what her parents had hoped.

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Age Is Just A Number, Right?

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Tweet: I told my 7yo that I'm 38, and she started crying. When I asked why, she said,
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Explaining the concept of age to a child can be difficult, but it shouldn't be this hard.

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Leave it to a kid under 10 to make you feel like your days are numbered.

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Some Lessons Have To Be Learned The Hard Way

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Little boy tried to order his own meal on the touchscreen menu, ended up with egg on hotdog bun with jalapeños and black olives
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This little dude had to learn the hard way that being independent can backfire when you're not old enough to read.

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He ended up with a fairly nasty egg-on-a-hotdog-bun with black olives and jalapenos. Never again.

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She Will Never Let Him Live This Down

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Tweet: asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said
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Five-year-olds have a short-term memory when it comes to most things, but not when it comes to Mom and Dad screwing something up.

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If there is one thing that a kid will never forget, it's a time they feel they were wronged.

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Jameson On The Rocks (Or Bricks)

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After a long day, this mom went to pour herself some whiskey on the rocks and was surprised to find her ice had been sabotaged by Lego bricks.

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Really, it had been sabotaged by a child who had an interest in freezing their toys.

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There Is Only One Star Of The Show In This Family

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This throwback family photo captured the moment an 8-year-old refused to wear anything but a clown costume for the picture.

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The result is this chilling photo of a family and their clown child.

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Yellow Teeth Are Not Cool

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A mom tweeted about the moment her daughter called out a complete stranger for his yellow teeth.

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At least she said they were her favorite color which hopefully made the blow a little less harsh.

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She Freaked Out Until She Got Her Own Cone

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This little girl screamed and threw a hissy fit until her parents gave in and allowed her to wear a matching cone of shame with the dog.

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Good luck, kid, you're going to need it.

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He's Just Looking Out For His Dad

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Tweet: My son screamed
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This child is learning to be dramatic and sassy as heck early on in life.

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But he's also thinking of his own well-being for the future, which you have to admire a little bit.

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That Is Not For Stepping On

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This picture is proof that you can't trust children even for a minute around your precious electronics.

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Some little kid walked all over their parent's expensive MacBook Air laptop and probably did some permanent damage.

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Grandparents Don't Grow On Trees

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Tweet: I had a student who shared that his grandpa died, and when I said I was sorry, he cheerfully replied,
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Children who are little savages at home carry that attitude right into the classroom some days and their teachers have to deal with it.

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This boy hasn't exactly figured out the idea of sympathy yet.

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She Chooses What Game Gets Played

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A young girl lying with a blanket over her surrounded by photos and candles for her fake funeral
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The caption on this photo says, "When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral for her."

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This girl's imagination is wild in the weirdest way possible.

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Toddler The Terrible

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Child sitting in throne at Ivan the Terrible torture museum
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When a dad took his young daughter to visit the Ivan the Terrible torture museum, he never expected her to feel so at home there.

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She sat on his throne and assumed her role as the feared Prince of Moscow.

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Tooth Fairy Inflation Rates Are Insane

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Apparently, the Tooth Fairy's rates are going up.

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When two parents told their young daughter that her tooth was worth a dollar, she did some research and sent them a screenshot with the evidence that proves otherwise.

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The Lucky Charm Marshmallow Thief

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This parent said they had their first "that little s***" moment with their daughter when they noticed she had eaten every single marshmallow out of the box of Lucky Charms.

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She was kind enough to leave the dry cereal pieces.