These Husbands Think They’re Way Funnier Than They Actually Are
Men always think that they're so hilarious, and sometimes they are, but sometimes their antics are just annoying. The wives of these men keep putting one foot in front of the other. They keep living with them day in and day out, even though they turn everything into a joke and they don't know how to properly make a bed.
Keep reading to see some husbands who have a very specific sense of humor.
Peel Half The Potatoes
This wife asked her husband to peel half the potatoes and boil them in a pot of water. Technically, he did peel half the potatoes. This is not what anybody meant.
She Asked Him To Clear The Counter
Technically, he did clear the counter, but he didn't wash any of the dishes. This is not all that helpful. Yeah, the counter surface is clean, but the sink is also part of the counter.
Things That Make His Wife Cry
This husband noticed that his wife can get quite emotional, so one night he decided to make a note of what set off the waterworks. This is what he came up with.
Reorganizing The Spice Cabinet
This husband got his hands on a label-maker, some spices, and some spice jars, and he really went to town. These puns are the most dad thing we could possibly imagine.
Look What He Did To The Oven Mitt
This husband thought that his oven mitts were rather boring, so he decided to spice them up a bit. This is actually pretty funny. If Thanos were into baking, these are the oven mitts he would want.
An Interesting Silhouette
This husband took a photo of his wife in front of a lit wall wearing glow bracelets and looking ready to party. She's also wearing a sweatshirt tied around her waist, but in this photo, it looks like something else...
Set Down Some Traps
This wife asked her husband to put some mouse traps in the kitchen because she suspected that they might have a mouse problem. This is what her husband thought was acceptable trap-setting.
A Sneaky Valentine's Gift
This husband appeared to get his wife a thoughtful gift for Valentine's Day, but really he just wanted to play video games and drink beer. We hope that second note is sarcastic.
Make Do With What You Have
This husband didn't have the candles necessary to celebrate his wife's 39th birthday, so he made the best of what he did have. Now she has to do math on her birthday.
An Inspirational Photo
This woman just finished a marathon, which is a major achievement. She asked her husband to take a picture of her at the finish line, and this is what he came up with.
He Had One Job
This man and his wife were planning a party. His wife did pretty much everything, but it was his job to send out the invitations. Hey, at least this is creative.
Stuck At The Craft Store
It is a truth universally acknowledged that wives love roaming around craft stores for far too long. Their husbands just have to put up with it. This is a cry for help.
He Doesn't Like Strawberry
The whole point of Neapolitan ice cream is that you get three flavors. If you only like two of those flavors, you shouldn't get the ice cream. What's wrong with this guy? Strawberry is the best.
Somebody Found The Label Maker
This husband found his wife's label maker and he started labeling everything. Look at what he stuck onto the back of the shower! That's not a very nice thing to say.
Bored In The Craft Sore
Here's another husband who got stuck waiting in a craft store while his wife leisurely explored all the aisles. He decided to make the most of his time by covering his baby in fake fruit.
He Couldn't Handle It
She's the one having a baby pulled out of her abdomen, but he's the one who's freaking out on the floor. The nurse walked his new baby over to him so he could meet his new little daughter.
A Makeshift Baby Shower Card
This wife asked her husband to find her a card that she could give to her friend at her upcoming baby shower. This really was the best he could do.
How He Makes The Bed
This is how this husband thinks a bed should be made. Why are all the pillows piled up on one side like that? Why does he get seven pillows and she only gets one?
He Gave Up
This husband was tasked with folding the laundry when he came face to face with a fitted sheet. He tried his very hardest, but in the end, he had to give in.
How He Scored The Pie
This husband was helping his wife make an apple pie. He insisted on scoring the top crust himself. Now they have a very angry looking pie. Either that or he's totally baked.
Ulterior Motives
This husband, whose name is Ian, suggested that his wife get a stocking for their dog, Nala. She thought it was an adorable idea until she realized why he was so keen on it...
Blue Box = Pasta
It was obviously a man who put away these groceries. This husband saw a blue box and assumed that there must be pasta inside. That is definitely not a box of pasta.
A New Roll Of Toilet Paper
This husband never remembers to put a new roll of toilet paper in the bathroom. The one time he did remember, this is what happened. How is this even possible?
The Perfect Shower Curtain
This husband figured out that he could get a shower curtain with a photo of his choice printed on it. Naturally, he chose a photo of the view behind the shower curtain.
Decorating The Bathroom
This husband decided to try his hand at decorating. He found the perfect picture to put up in the bathroom. Yes, this is a still from Dumb and Dumber. No, his wife does not approve.
That's Not Okay
This husband thought it would be funny to scare the living heck out of his wife by putting a life-sized Star Trek character in their shower. Well, it worked. She was scared alright.
He Only Made His Side Of The Bed
This husband was feeling rather petty one morning, so he decided to make the bed. Correction: he decided to make his side of the bed. He left his wife's side completely unmade.
New Bedding
If you thought that husband was bad, wait until you see what this one did with the bed. Yes, that is a comforter with his face plastered all over it.
What A Jokester
This husband thought he was being funny with this little joke, but his wife certainly didn't appreciate it. She did think it was funny enough to post on Twitter, though.
The Wife's Revenge
This wife decided to finally get her husband back for all of his pranks. She made these cinnamon buns. Most of them are covered in delicious frosting. One of them is covered in melted cheese.
Where's The Rest Of It?
He offered to make you breakfast but you didn't realize until he brought you your plate that the reason it was taking so long was because he was making a pancake that only a mouse could enjoy.
He Needs To Cut It Out
Curb your wife's online shopping addiction by shrink-wrapping the only pair of scissors you have in the house. Without scissors, she can't cut through the cling wrap, and she can't cut you.
He's On Balloon Duty Next Time
You left your husband in charge of getting the cake for your gender reveal party and you were instantly reminded of why you always give him the tasks like "make ice" when it comes to party prep.
Be More Specific Next Time
All you said was that you wanted him to keep the counters clean in the kitchen. You never said you wanted him to keep the sink clean, so now you're stuck with his dishes and his smug attitude.
This Is Not What She Meant
When you said you wanted jewelry for your birthday, an "18 carrot" necklace that looks like one of your kids could've made it in preschool was really not what you were hoping for.
Dinner Delay
He decided that now would be a good time to try to be clever after you asked him to put spaghetti on the stove for when you got home. But jokes on him because this just means nobody gets to eat.
He's Cracked The Code
The key to a happy marriage is anticipating your spouse's needs. In this case, you need to comment on your wife's hair after she has it done or you're going to be in trouble, so this smart hubby set himself a reminder.
That's Exactly What You Meant, Right?
For years you've battled about refilling the toilet paper if it gets empty, and now the one time he actually refills the holder he decides to create the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Someone's Gotta Foot The Bill
While his wife is inside the store spending their life savings on all sorts of things that they definitely don't need, this husband figured he might as well earn a little extra money to pay for it all.
Have Your Cake And Eat It Too
He knows the drill. Until his wife tells him what her new age is, this husband is going to keep getting "Happy 29th Birthday" cakes, but not without adding a little dig of his own.
