These Dad Tweets Are Brutal And Stupidly Funny

Failing Bio? No Big Deal

In the grand scheme of things, I would rather find out my kid failed a biology test too. This dad’s all caps “THANK GOD!!!!!” message pretty much sums up the fears of every dad who receives the first message from their child. I have a feeling the next message was something along the lines of, “Also, you’re grounded for scaring the life out of me with your first message.”