These Dad Tweets Are Brutal And Stupidly Funny

You Are A Nerd. Go Pretend To Get Drunk

This text message really depends on what type of dad you are. I have a feeling this guy is an extrovert who made friends in college and wants to make sure their kids knows there is more to life than hiding their nose in a book. I love that he isn’t necessarily condoning bad behavior but still wants their child to go out, make friends, and really explore all life has to offer.