These Dad Tweets Are Brutal And Stupidly Funny

Don’t Tell Me How To Live My Life, Kid

This dad is a police officer and when his kid says they want to “stab everybody here” he responds with a simple request, “Okay just don’t get any blood on your clothes.” His kid says they shouldn’t be condoning this type of behavior and dad responds, “Don’t tell me how to live my life.” Dads drum to their own beat for sure.