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Dad Cares. No Seriously, He Really Does

We want to know where our children are at all times, it’s a parental instinct that’s hard to avoid. This dad asked his kid where they were hanging out and when the child responded, “I am in a dark alley with my drug dealer…” dad had a perfectly normal fatherly response, “As long as I know where you are.”