People Who Clearly Still Need Their Parents To Dress Them
When you were a kid, it was always a big deal to say that you dressed yourself. It's like reading—once you know how to do it, it's strange to think there was a time when someone else needed to do it for you.
The difference with dressing yourself is that good taste isn't something that can be taught. There are apparently some people in the world who would still benefit from their parents picking out their outfits because they are lawless and lost on their own.
I mean, a skin vest with lips on it? Come on.
Well, This Is Embarrassing For Him
I'm not sure what's worse—that suit in general, or the fact that there exists a venue in the world where there's a whole set of chairs that look like that.
Is Part Of That Dress Missing?
This is what people get for ordering things online. It looks like the whole middle section of this dress is missing. At least it's still sort of cute and she can wear it with leggings?
He May Have Bought A Size Too Big
He looks like he's getting ready to go LARPing with his friends somewhere. A weird, oversized cape is not a good look for anyone, and honestly, he should take this back to wherever he got it from.
Are Those Jean Shorts With Jeans Stitched On Them?
The only way that those tiny stitched-on jeans would be mildly passable is if they were actually functional pockets, but that doesn't appear to be the case. This guy now knows the struggle of women everywhere.
Are Those Shoes Or Slippers? Or Socks?
It doesn't appear that even they know. They look like little baby shoes but questionably sized for a grown man. Fashion is wild these days and should only be indulged in lightly.
Oh Wow, Useless, Functional Zippers
The sleeves on this top don't even zip off! They just zip open! So, what? Your shoulders don't get too sweaty? If anything, the zippers should be on the underarm part of the shirt. Now there's an idea.
What Is This? A Shirt For Children?
This adult-sized shirt has a teeny, tiny head hole that no person could get their face through. The result? Someone who looks like a fool with their face pressed up against the glass.
These Can't Be Comfortable
They would feel so strange to have on your feet. Know what else? They'd probably make your feet sweaty as hell, and that's gross. Imagine what that would smell like?
Jesus Better Run
This seems like a strange combo of things to love, but then again, there are lots of strange people in the world. This guy is just letting the world in on how weird he is deep down.
That Is A Lot Of Blue
This has to be for something, right? There is no way that this guy got up that morning and was like, "know what would be a sweet look? A metrosexual Jack Frost."
People Usually Try To Hide That Part Of Themselves
It just goes to show you that no one is ever happy with what they have. You've got a fit body? Well, now you're missing out on having a beer belly. At least there is an accessory for that.
Can't Imagine A Good Reason For This To Exist
Is it just to make everyone else in the world super uncomfortable? Because if so, they're succeeding. Big time. It's probably some kind of artistic or political statement that we lowly individuals aren't smart enough to understand.
Want To Know Who The Pervs Are In Your Life?
Wear this skirt and see how many people make jokes about fist-bumping. While people should be respectful of women and their bodies, this skirt is terrible when it boils down to it.
....What Will Take Three Seconds?
Let's hope that whoever sees this T-shirt doesn't have an overactive imagination and just takes it for what it is, and that's a shirt about wrestling made in poor taste.
The Perfect Concert Apparel
Pants made out of pink bucket hats. Not sure if this is something that is hip with the kids these days and the rest of us missed out on the memo, but wow.
The Inception Of Shoes
What's more hip than heels that use tiny heels to make the heels?! Is your mind blown yet? It should be, because these shoes are awful and should never have seen the light of day.
That's Just Unfortunate
I can't even make out what that's supposed to be other than a terrible-looking stain. They might be flowers, but it's impossible to say for sure. No one likes being stared at, so let's let this one go.
That's An Interesting Angle For Mickey
The sweater is very strange, to begin with, because while wearing it the proper way, it would still be strange. Unless his face is sticking out the front of the sweater?
Too Bad We Can't All Say The Same
It seems to me that if they made the font just a little bit smaller they wouldn't have had this problem. And since the font is already so huge, we still would have been able to read it.
Her Face Really Says It All
Most women love a man who is good with animals, but this seems extreme. Would you be able to take a personal trainer that had a judgmental cat on his body seriously?
This Hat Just Screams Vacation
It's way too big, probably overpriced, and will only last a short period of time. Imagine if the wind got under it? You would literally blow away like a leaf in the wind.
There Is A Lot Of Pink In This Picture
First off, it's weird to wear a sweater that just says Saturday on it. I mean, what's the point? But secondly, if that sweater is going to make it look like you're wearing a top that says "turd," you might want to avoid it.
It Took Me A Couple Seconds, I Won't Lie
As far as fake feet socks go, these are some pretty high-quality ones. But let me ask you this: Why would anyone ever want to wear these? No good reason comes to mind.
Pretty Sure That's The Point Of Anchors, But Fine
We're going to let her have this one because the message is positive and she's probably going through some things. Besides, she didn't get it tattooed on her body, so that's a win.
Sir...Why?
Someone needs to explain why these ever seemed like a good idea, because it's creepy and makes me question the sanity of the person wearing them. Let's hope they aren't those slippers that make sounds every time you take a step.
That Color Will Never Last
While we appreciate the commitment to pineapple, there is no reason to love it this much. The only acceptable excuse for this would be that it's wacky hair day somewhere.
Someone Come Get Their Dad
Let's hope that this guy shaved his facial hair into the bat symbol for some really important event like his child's wedding or the birth of a grandchild...maybe he did it for his anniversary, you know, to keep the spark alive.
What Kind Of Dinosaur Is This?
It looks like the dinosaur version of most people who work at a computer all day. Their head is suspiciously low on their body and they have super slumped shoulders.
What Kind Of Business Meeting Is This Guy Attending?
This is the guy they call in when a business deal isn't going the way they anticipated. They hope that when he shows up it's known that they aren't messing around anymore.
Hey, I Don't Think That Sweater Fits
Also, what's going on with those pockets? Why do they look like that? Even if that sweater fit him properly, they would be at his waist. That isn't where you store things!
"Ask Me What Time It Is"
For starters, the idea of having a watch on a pair of gloves on its own is dumb because it's only right twice a day! But then they had to go put it around someone's hand?
It's Sad That It Still Makes Sense
It's kind of funny that no matter which way you read it, it makes sense. Maybe that's the point of this shirt? It's supposed to be all cool and literary.
What Is The Point Of This?
I'm really racking my brain and I can't think of a good reason for there to be a giant dot right at the crotch of this dress...like was it a mistake?
Who Is This For?
How are you supposed to wear this? This seems like a kind of Frankenstein project that someone tried and it didn't work out so they were like "off to Goodwill with you!"
There Is A Lot Going On Here
Even if you know all the words to this song and are a huge, die-hard fan, you would struggle to understand what's up with this. Is this a Queen shirt? Or a shirt for Hamilton?
Those Are Some Long Sleeves
If you can believe it, this guy had this shirt costume made and they told him that he was never going to own a shirt that would fit so well...
No Wonder Everyone Was Smiling At Her Today
She had on a shirt that said "smile" and was pleased to see that everyone was, in fact, smiling at her. Once she got home and saw that while she was wearing her sweater it said "milf" that was a whole different story.
Every Anxious Person's Mantra
I get what they were going for, but they have to know that most people are going to read it like it says "Don't be happy worry." At least that's one thing I can probably do right.
SURPRISE!
Whenever I see someone wearing something like that I wonder if they just don't look in the mirror. It was such an avoidable mistake...not that it was a mistake, but it certainly was something.
Wouldn't Those Hurt?
The only people who could pull these off is someone who has a green thumb...or ear, in this case. I feel like those little leaves would tickle on your ear lobe.
