People Are Sharing Their Wildest Parenting Moments On Twitter
Being a parent is it's own kind of nightmare. I mean, it's amazing most of the time. You get to raise a little human into a fully functioning person. You get to watch someone learn language and how to feed themselves and how to make friends. Most of the time, it blows your mind.
A lot of the time, though, it drives you absolutely crazy. You find yourself uttering words that you never thought would come out of your mouth. If you're a parent, we bet you can relate to all of these Tweets.
Stupid Tooth Fairy
Being a parent means that sometime you have to lie to your kids about which fairies do and do not exist.
Keeping up the facade can be a real challenge.
He's Going To Be A Doctor
This toddler's mom may want to go get her heart checked out by a specialist.
It's probably not a great thing to have a ton of bats for a heart.
The Same Trucks
Location, location, location. Apparently, to toddlers, location is everything. The trucks weren't good because they were at home.
Now that they're not at home, they're the best toy trucks ever.
A Feral Mom
If you're a mom, you know that dinner usually entails eating leftover macaroni and cheese while you're hunched over the sink.
It's just an inescapable reality that we all have to deal with.
No Pants Today
You have to respect a kid who rebels against cultural norms. I guess pants are cultural norms now.
Sometimes you just have to stick it to the man and throw your pants out the door.
The Perfect Boyfriend
I bet that Jerome is the perfect boyfriend.
He never talks back, he always helps clean up around the house, and he knows when he needs to take a break and recharge.
She Never Forgets
Kids are absolute savages. They never forget that one time you burned their quesadilla or that one time you nicked their finger while you were cutting their nails.
They hold grudges forever.
A Great Question
There's something about having a kid that makes you start to question the meaning of life and the monotony of everyday existence.
Maybe it's because they keep asking questions like this one.
Because... Reasons
If you have to ask why there's a rock in the refrigerator, you might just be a parent.
I'm sure your kid has a perfectly good reason for putting a rock in the refrigerator.
It's Her Duty
Being a mom comes with its own set of responsibilities, and sometimes those responsibilities entail eating an entire box of Oreos.
It's just what has to happen in order to raise good kids.
A Brilliant Idea
If you ever hear your kids having a conversation even remotely like this one, you better go stop them from destroying whatever it is they're destroying real quick.
Kids are basically tornadoes.
Selective Vision
I will never understand why kids are so particular about diced onions in their food. What's wrong with a little piece of onion?
Onions are delicious. They're why food has flavor.
An Entire Musical
In musical theater, they say that characters break into song when the emotions become too big for dialogue, and they break into dance when the emotions become too big for song.
I wonder if that's what happened here.
Hardcore Parkour
You know that if your kid is running around with an uncapped Sharpie, you're going to be jumping over couches to get to him.
Nothing will get in your way.
That's Determination
Well, it's over. This is officially the funniest Tweet on the internet.
I'm sure the hilarity of the moment really softened the blow of having to clean up all that orange vomit.
It's Hard To Break The Cycle
One thing that every parent quickly realizes is that they will never sleep the same way again.
The other thing they learn is that no matter how old you get, you're always a parent, and that call can come at any time of day.
