These Notes Are Proof That Children Are Either Weird, Salty, Or Savage
Childhood is amazing because you literally don't know how life is supposed to work, and it has to be wonderful watching a person experience things in the world for the first time.
They take their first steps, speak their first words and make friends, and before you know it they're threatening you with cat toys and letting their inner petty shine. There is no denying that kids are great, but they're also weird and sometimes super salty.
Honesty Is A Good Quality, Right?
This kid is being upfront about who they are and that's great... but where do we draw the line between being honest and an overshare? This seems like something they could have kept to themselves because I imagine those around them already know.
You Know What They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer
Maybe this is the time in this kid's life when they realize that they're only going to be able to accomplish what they want if they team up with their foe, only in this version they don't become friends in the end.
Yeah, Tony! Don't Be Such A Loser
This child might have some unresolved issues about having to practice the piano they haven't resolved yet. It's OK to admit you're just bad at something. Don't take it out on Tony.
There Is Nothing Worse Than Stale Cheetos
The tragedy is that the person marking this isn't going to care about your stale Cheetos, kid. Instead, they're going to share your troubles with all their friends and laugh about it.
Being Passive-Aggressive Is Probably In Their Blood
The conversation following this note was probably something along the lines of "I'm asking you to clean your room BECAUSE I love you. When you're older you'll understand. Until then, listen to your parents."
She Already Knows Boys Are A Sham
He probably should be reading and not worrying about what she's doing with her time! She's got better things to do than associate with a boy who is gonna ask her to cut class. That's a bad influence.
We've Got a Future Creative Genuis On Our Hands
I think the real highlight here is that they've named the rectangle Tedison. That is a great name. Of all these shapes, Tedison will clearly be the gifted and successful one. Who cares about Bob?
The Head Games Begin
I wonder what happened that caused this child so much grief that they decided to skip dinner! It was pretty cold-blooded to write out 'love' and then cross it out.
Forgiveness Is Hard, Just Ask Liam
In my adult life, I would never have the nerve to tell someone the only thing I'm sorry about is not feeling sorry. Once you become an adult you somehow end up apologizing for everything.
This Is Vivid
Let's hope whatever child made this remains as fierce and blunt with the people they let into their lives. They must be a Scorpio to cut someone off so ruthlessly.
Is This Kid Ok...?
This is the kind of thing you might see and want to ask questions about, but not sure if you really should. Suck it up isn't really great life advice.
What An Enthralling Story About A Birthday Party
One of the most hilarious things about children is that they pick up on everything. So, when someone tells you to be careful about what you say, they mean it. Otherwise, you're going to have to explain to someone why your child drew someone pooping into a fan.
Always Check Your Child's Homework
I'm sure that all parents like drinking wine, but no one wants their kid snitching on them about it! Let's focus on the bright side here — the spelling is actually pretty good.
"Do You Think Daddy Will Love It?"
This woman was asked by her daughter if daddy would love the stickers that her daughter found in the bathroom. From the other room the mom said yes, and was then presented with this masterpiece.
That Is Right To The Point
I'm sure that their mom is just trying their best. Some day this little person is going to realize that their parents are simply human, and that means they're going to make mistakes sometimes. Shocking, I know.
Let's Hope She Isn't Planning Anything?
Maybe it says more about us that our minds automatically go to the same place in our brain that we store all the true crime trivia we learn from binge-watching documentaries than it does this little girl's choice of artistic expression.
Well Alright Then, Julian
This little person is probably in the middle of having their first existential crisis. It will pass, but there will be many more to come, so it's best to learn how to work through them now.
A Future Politician, Perhaps?
This kid is savvy. She did her research and used her knowledge to take a risk. You'll be happy to know that her demands were met and she did get a puppy.
Is That A Promise?
Being a parent is overwhelming in ways those of us who are not parents will never understand. It's not so bad that kids talk all the time, it's just that they don't know how loud they're talking all the time. There's no need to yell.
Welcome To The Constant State Of Anxiety
If they don't find their math book, their life is pretty much over. It will be one of the things that haunt them at night while they're trying to fall asleep or counting their failures while in the shower.
Care To Elaborate?
They didn't ask for this school survey to be written so that the students could tell them something they already know! They asked for it to be written so they could confirm which of their evil plans are working.
There Is A Lot To Unpack Here
Kids say the darnedest things! Let's assume for sanity and sanitary reasons that this kid is speaking in metaphors. What does it mean? Sometimes there is no way to explain the goings-on in a child's mind.
These Kids Are Not Joking Around
Depending on your cat, this could be a very serious threat. Some cats will stop at nothing in pursuit of their favorite toy, like these kids in their pursuit of snacks, which I greatly respect.
We Could All Learn A Lesson From This Kid
Sometimes you have to stand your ground and let the universe know that you're not going to put up with people and their shenanigans. But, if your mother tells you to write an apology note, it's probably best to just do it.
We Have Seen Pure Evil
About what age is it when a child starts using one of your greatest weaknesses against you? At least they wrote it all down instead of running around the house yelling it.
Well, Joshua Isn't Wrong?
Joshua will probably grow up to become a lawyer or some other profession where mastering semantics will win the game. He isn't wrong, but are his demands right? It's hard to say.
That's A Very Subtle Approach
If you want something from your parents, it's best not to lay it on too thick. Bella here wants some electronics but she doesn't want to outright ask for them.
This Note Probably Almost Fooled His Parents
This kid is clever, but you can't pull a fast one like this on your parents. They were children once too, and they know their way around a fake note.
He Probably Means It, Too
Children are ruthless, as we've seen, and they know what buttons to press when they want someone to feel their wraith. Evan is not joking around, he knows how to stir up utter chaos.
Isn't That So Sweet?
They're thankful for everyone in their family and maybe mom as an after thought. To be fair, dogs are pretty great and Petunia should have been the first name on the list.
