Kids Whose Parents Might Fear Them A Little Bit
You'd think that, that as a parent, you would always feel like to one in control, but just about every parent has had at least one moment where they realized their child was a little too powerful and a bit frightening.
While, for most, this feeling is fleeting, some kids really give off such evil vibes that their parents live in fear.
How Did She Even Pick Up This Habit?
Hear me out: most kids learn their habits from either watching adults around them do things or watching television shows, but I can't imagine where this little girl got the idea to cut faces off of dolls.
This Is Such A Good Revenge Plan
When he was grounded by his parents, this little boy decided to take revenge against his parents by peeling all of the labels from the cans in the pantry. Good luck finding the peas now, Mom.
That's One Way To Manage Anger
The older brother in this family spent weeks putting together this intricate Lego spaceship. The younger brother in this family got mad at him, so he went and smashed the spaceship.
10/10 Great Comeback
As a parent, you get to spend the first several years of your life owning your kids with witty comebacks. However, on one terrible day, the tables will turn and you'll be at the mercy of their sass.
That Looks Painful
The kid who decided to turn his Nerf gun darts into an actual weapon has to be some sort of sicko. One of these could take out a target's eye.
Kids Really Do Be Spiteful
Okay, but can you imagine showing up to the airport and trying to catch an important flight only to find out you're on a no-fly list because your kid was mad one day?
Kids Are Sadists
Children will remain silent through a whole slew of actual jokes only to burst out laughing the second they see someone get hurt. There is no group of humans more sadistic than kids.
Not Really That Much Of A Game
I have so many questions about this child: was the bee dead or alive when she found it? Why did she keep it in a Tupperware? Why does she want people to touch it?
She Has A Future In The CIA
I don't know what the bear did or who it has information on, but this little girl seems to think that waterboarding it would get the answers she wanted out of him.
She Just Woke Up And Chose Violence
No rhyme, no reason—this little girl just got up one morning and decided that it would be a great day to punch her father, esteemed film director Taika Waititi, in the nuts.
Is That A Threat?
One of the most chaotic things about children is that they absolutely have no filter and no concept of what is socially appropriate to say. Like, I guess this message isn't all that incorrect, but it's so bad.
She's Thinking Ahead
I just know that this little girl has the potential to grow up one day, plan an intricate murder, and somehow manage not to get caught or even suspected of the act.
How Would You Even Get It Out?
This mom spent over 30 minutes frantically searching for the remote for her Nintendo Switch only to realizer that one of her children thought it was a good idea to put it inside the ukulele.
Love A Little Familial Torture
I just know that the youngest brother who was tied up in the basement for hours is going to need several hours of therapy in order to overcome the trauma of this event.
All That Work For Nothing
This dad spent an entire week trying to refinish this table. When he finally had completed the task, he walked to the kitchen to grab a drink. When he came back, his toddler, who had gotten his hands on a piece of sandpaper, had done this.
That's Capitalism For You
I have to respect these children for seeing an opportunity to exploit the system and con their parents into giving them more money. Their only mistake was scheming out loud and getting caught.
The Way I Would Have Nightmares
First of all, what possessed her to want to stare directly into the baby monitor camera? Second of all, this genuinely looks like a scene out of a 2000s horror film.
It's The Only Way To Limit Their Power
Why do we feed children vitamins in the first place? They already have so much energy, they bounce back from injuries like it's nothing, and they're speedy little demons. They don't need them.
Happy Birthday, Dad!
Has it ever been your 57th birthday and your 11-year-old child has made you a birthday card on her own, only for it to be a scathing reminder of your own mortality? This guy has.
What, Like It's Hard?
I will get weary and unmotivated the second my to-do list for a day exceeds five items, but this 3-year-old girl is just casually nonchalant about the decades of work involved in becoming an astronaut.
She's Too Powerful
Most likely, it was a complete coincidence that the thunder aligned perfectly with when she said it would. However, there still is a slight chance that she actually made it happen.
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
For every gadget that comes out or hack that parents come up with to keep kids from spilling or making messes, children will find a way to work around those hacks.
Heart Attack Fuel
This mom came home and nearly had a heart attack when she turned on the lamp and thought a creature from the depths of hell had entered her home. Turns out, the only monster was her son.
At Least She'll Visit!
I understand that most kids don't particularly like going to school every day, but this little girl really has to hate it in order to be willing to send her mother to jail just to skip class.
At Least He Follows The Law
As awful as it is to find out that your child is an absolute snitch and now you have to pay a hefty fine, at least this dad knows that he's raised a law-abiding citizen.
The Ultimatum Wasn't Good Enough
You can give a child an ultimatum with two separate options, and somehow, they will manage to find a third option that leaves you in an even worse position than before.
Work Smarter, Not Harder
What I really love about this photo is that, rather than punishing the child for finding a way to beat the system, the teacher rewarded them for being clever with their homework.
This Is Why I Fear Middler-Schoolers
Believe me when I say that there is no group of humans that I fear more than a group of 13-year-olds. They are cruel and have no sense of morality.
"Having A Brother Will Be Fun!"
When told they're going to have a younger sibling, children react by either being excited or worried, in which case parents have to convince them it would be fun. For this sister it was, in fact, not fun.
She Raises Some Points
I don't know what could have possessed a young child to say something like this out of the blue, but I also have to admit that she is onto something: I do not want to die outside.
