Kids Who Still Have A Lot To Learn
Kids don't have a lot of life experience. That's okay. They'll grow up, they'll smarten up, and they'll look back at all the crazy things they did and thought when they were younger and feel really stupid. It's all a part of getting older.
Keep reading to see some kids who aren't the brightest crayon in the box.
The Kids Blamed The Dog
The kids who live in this house blamed the dog for making all of those dirty footprints. We hate to break it to you, kids, but dogs have paws, not feet.
Almost There
This kid does not understand that it doesn't take hours to get home. His parents were just trying to do something nice for him, and now he's very concerned. At least we know he's responsible.
She Took It Literally
The teacher told this student not to look at the board while writing her test. She took that very literally and wrote the test with her eyes closed. The teacher did tell her not to look.
She Wanted To See Her Poop
This kid has been crying for 20 minutes because her grandmother flushed her poop down the toilet. You know, the toilet. The place where poop is supposed to get flushed.
He Thought They Were Seahorses
When this person was younger, he thought the Monster Energy Drink logo was three seahorses swimming in a row. We kind of see it. It mostly looks like an M, though...
Temporary Skin
This person used to believe that skin color was temporary when he was a kid. He thought that if you traveled to a different country, you could change your race. You can get tanned, but that's about it.
Too Cool For Friends
Dog years don't really work like that. They just show you how much longer you're going to live than your dog, which is kind of depressing if you really think about it.
Always A Meltdown
This 3-year-old doesn't know what he wants. First, he doesn't want his scooter and then he wants his scooter. He doesn't like his sleeves. What is even up with this kid?
A Dumb Rumor
You can't be homeschooled if you go to public school. I mean, you could be getting some extra tutoring at home, but that's not really homeschooling. These kids are weird.
A Genius Halloween Costume
This kid insisted on going as "pants" for Halloween. It's kind of a perfect costume. Luckily, there was already a pair of pants at home that he could use to make his costume.
A Fashion Disaster
This kid is having a public meltdown because his gloves match his jacket. He can't handle the fact that he's so matchy-matchy. It was a problem for him, and now it's a problem for everybody around him.
Chasing That High
Some kids are just born to disturb the peace. This person got a taste of being a comedian when she was a kid, and now she can't stop trying to make people crazy.
Added Some Legs
That Harry Potter face is pretty detailed. Do you know what would make it so much better? Some legs. He needs legs. How else is he going to walk around? Oh, those aren't the legs we were... Never mind.
She Wants To Go In The Oven
This little kid can't stand the thought of his cornbread in the oven alone. Surely, it wants some company in there. He doesn't understand that ovens are hot or that cornbread isn't sentient.
The Same Dog
This is the way dogs work. They need to be walked every day, and you don't usually get a new dog per day. This kid is still learning about the world.
This Is Kind Of Crazy
Just in case anybody reading this thinks this is a good idea, this is absolutely not a good idea. Please do not try this at home. Pillowcases are for pillows only.
Effective Parenting
This may not be the most conventional parenting strategy, but at least this kid is more accepting of sunscreen now. She has to put that sunscreen on one way or another.
A Panicked State
This person felt so guilty about the name she gave to her Animal Crossing character back when she was a kid that she destroyed her entire game. The name wasn't even that bad.
How Do You Lose A Cello?
A cello is a pretty big instrument. Even a cello that's made for a kid is about the same size as the kid himself. It's a hard thing to lose.
A Comedy Of Errors
This is a serious case of one bad decision leading to another. This kid hasn't learned that two wrongs don't make a right, especially when it comes to putting things on your face.
Keeping Kids Busy
Apparently, you can keep toddlers busy by having them paint a fence with water. They think they're doing something useful when really the useful thing that they're doing is just not being destructive.
The Whole Point
In this video, kids were tasked with explaining color to a blind person. This girl didn't do a very good job. She asked a person who has been blind his whole life if he had ever seen blueberries.
She Wants To Drink Chemicals
This girl is having a temper tantrum because she wants to drink the chemicals that are under the sink. Well, time to install some child locks. Those things are pretty necessary, apparently.
A Toilet Paper Bath
This kid thought it would be a good idea to give his toilet paper a bath. Maybe he thought it needed to get clean or maybe he thought it would be a fun bath toy.
Found In The Toilet
This mother's toilet was broken, and when she took it apart to fix it, she found this rubber ball lodged in the tank. This is probably a kid's handiwork. Nice.
See You Later, Alligator
The phrases and figures of speech we use every day are kind of confusing to kids who have never heard them before. Maybe we should start using "see you later, chicken."
A Strong Immune System
Kids have no concern for courtesy or personal hygiene. As most moms and dads will tell you, these little gremlins will sneeze directly into your face and not even say "excuse me."
Thanks, Catholic School
Sometimes, kids are dumb for a reason. This girl was just misinformed. It's not her fault that she thought she could give birth to a human-dog hybrid. It's her school's fault.
Lemonade Cake
Sometimes all it takes is a little rebrand. Lemon loaf? Who's she? Lemonade cake? Now that sounds delicious. Maybe this can work for other foods, too. From now on, broccoli will be referred to as "mini trees."
Another One Down The Gullet
This kid swallowed a penny while he was demonstrating to his brother how he swallowed a little key the day before. Now he has two foreign objects in his body.
