Kids Who Probably Won’t Be Left Alone Again Until They Leave For College
Parents always have funny stories about when we were kids and the kinds of crazy shenanigans that we would get up to. We laugh it off, thinking that we were just weird kids and that otherwise, children keep out of trouble if they're looked after.
Well, that is, if they're looked after at literally all times! The moment you take your eyes off a child, even for a second, they've probably already gotten themselves into a whole world of trouble.
We Might Have A Future Makeup Enthusiast On Our Hands
At least the dog doesn't look bad. Like, the different colors just make them cute in a whole new way. They look like a cartoon character from a children's show.
It Was Too Soon To Let Him Do Bathtime On His Own
Or was it? Because this seems like the kind of forward-thinking you want to see in your child. This here is proof that they're going to go on to some pretty impressive places in the world.
Her Doll Needed A Matching Purse
When you can't find what you need, why not make it? That's totally the attitude you want a child to have, but using a tampon and coloring it purple is...different.
At Least He's Getting Excercise
Swimming in a fountain seems really dirty and gross, but this kid obviously thinks he's going to find something of value in there. So maybe it's best to just support him?
This Is Their Future Hungover Face
Imagine eating so much jam that you tuck yourself into bed and pass out because you're just that full? They didn't even bother to take the jar off their hand.
What A Beautiful Drawing
This little girl asked if she could use her mom's stickers to make a drawing for dad. When the mom came back to the kitchen to look at the creation her daughter made, she knew her husband would love it.
At Least It's A Pretty Color
All things considered, she actually did a good job painting the dog's nails, so there is that to consider. And the dog doesn't seem to mind too much! They're enjoying what is likely a well-deserved nap.
"Hold On A Minute..."
Is this little boy really going to try and defend himself when the evidence all suggests that he clearly did this?! The proof is in the flour, in this case, and all his little handprints on the floor.
Oh, Just Saving It For Later
The upside here is that this little kid had the sense to at least put the spoon facing the right way up so there wasn't going to be peanut butter all over the place.
It's OK, No One Needed That Money
This is what happens when a kid finds their parents' stash and then decides to use it to make a collage for their mom and dad. Think they were happy to get that one?
"Can I Have Some Juice?"
It's amazing the things that a kid will reason in their own minds. Oh, you can't reach the cups? That's OK, you don't need one. Just pour it all over the counter and lick it up.
How Did He Even Manage That
The best part of this picture is the dad staring at his little boy with that look of disbelief, but also the sort of not surprised, "not this again" thing going on.
A Future Inventor, Perhaps?
This kid is going places, literally. If he's going to do that kind of experimenting, he should at least be wearing a helmet. Probably something his parents would tell him if they knew what he was up to.
Can Anyone Really Blame Her?
Don't lie, if you could get away with carrying Cheetos around in your tiny clutch, you would do it. Why deprive yourself of a delicious snack when you don't need to?
That Static Cling Will Get You
There are lots of reasons not to have a bean bag chair, but the fact that it can explode without much effort is chief among them. It is gonna be such a headache to clean all of that up.
I'm Sure He Isn't Wrong On All Counts
At least this kid doesn't have any self-esteem issues, since they're glorious and probably bound for New York someday. As for their dad being a toilet face, well, that's something we can't comment on.
All Of Them Together, Though?
Using a scented marker as an air freshener is a step in the direction of having a whole stash of scented candles someday. That's in this little kid's future. But, hopefully, they don't light them all at once like these markers.
Or, You Know, There Is A Repeat Button
Imagine what it would be like to listen to the same song by Alvin and the Chipmunks over and over again forever or at least over 200 times? That sounds like a nightmare.
This Dad Has Some Stuff To Think About
If you leave something that a child can draw on, with something a child can draw with, then it's your own fault when your newspaper is being used to try and exploit you.
We All Love Butter, But Come On
Don't lie, there have been times in your life when you really do wish you could have taken a huge chomp out of some butter, but we refrain like the normal, civilized people we are.
Is This Kid Trying To Tell Us Something?
Apparently, this little one doesn't like half of what their parents like to keep in the fridge. Either that or they think that things tasting like farts isn't a bad thing?
That's Fine, We Didn't Need To Use The Computer Anyway
Little kids are surprisingly strong. This little kid used their tiny fingers to pry all the keys off their parents' laptop and that is super impressive, if not very annoying.
The Start Of A Sibling Rivalry
This day marks the day that these two sisters decided they were going to spend their whole youth in a constant battle with one another. There is no coming back from locking someone in a dog crate.
At Least She Put Them Away Neatly
She could have left the rolls of paper towels all over the garage after she unwrapped them to use the plastic as a beautiful dress. She's got a bright future as a designer.
This Is Literally Something From A TV Show
This is the kind of thing that you hear about happening but never actually see, so you don't believe that it's something that actually goes down. That is, until some neighborhood kids prove you very wrong.
Let Him Play How He Wants
It's normal to get frustrated when you're losing a game that you're playing, but shoving all the cards down your pants seems like an unnecessary way to get back at everyone.
Wouldn't It Get Warm And Mushy?
This little girl has hollowed out a chapstick tube and has been using it to put cheese in so that she can eat it while she is in class. Brilliant and horrifying.
You're Not Even Safe In Art Class
You can't even turn your back while they're at school, because then you're going to end up with some weird sculpture like this that the teacher can't explain and you have to pretend to love.
Hopefully It Washes Off?
It's nice that she painted her own face first and then decided she was going to move on to some more challenging mediums, like a computer screen that is hopefully easy to clean.
That's One Patient Puppy
At least dogs are amazing creatures and will put up with pretty much anything, especially if it's coming from their tiny humans. Honestly, pink is really their color, so they look good.
