Kids Who Called Their Parents Out
Kids have a reputation for being kind of brutal. They say what's on their mind and don't have the filter that we develop as we get older to stop us from making people feel bad. Some kids have some pretty petty ways, and other kids go right for their parents' jugular and hit them right where it hurts...right in the insecurities.
Imagine How That Smells
There is something about the smell of rotten bananas that just makes me want to puke. That's what this little person was banking on when they opened all the bananas in the house because Mom and Dad wouldn't let them have their way.
Thanks, So Am I
Listen, we all know that we're going to die someday. It's one of those things that you put at the back of your mind that happens to other people and not you. That is, until a kid makes you a card reminding you of the inevitable fate.
OK, That's Enough
Listen, kid, the only reason my life is a train wreck is because I've got people like you asking me these questions that make me feel like I have my life less together than I thought.
What A Thoughtful Gift
It's not the money you spend on someone, but the thought that goes into the gift, right? Well, this little kid would apparently disagree. Are they trying to send a message?
Chickens Can Be A Classy Look
Don't let any child make you feel bad about the outfit that you love. They literally don't even know how to dress themselves properly yet and still need you to do their laundry.
Wouldn't We All, Kid?
This is one of those kids that people refer to as an "old soul," suggesting that they're really mature for their age. In reality, what we mean when we say that is they've already lost the naivety of childhood.
He Technically Did What Was Asked
Mom told this guy that he needed to pick his clothes up off the floor. What she didn't do was be specific about what to do with them after picking them up.
He's Probably Not Joking
It shouldn't come as a shock to anyone that Evan probably does know how to destroy that family. It's probably best just to let him go outside for everyone's sake.
Guess They Didn't Want To Share
If someone tells you to save them half of the pizza, what do you do? You just eat a couple of slices, right? Apparently, this is not the way when you're a petty little kid.
I'd Try That Sandwich
This kid has had it with his mother's Instagram ways. She asked if he was making a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich, and he said he was, and she was welcome to call it "brunch" if that made it better.
We Talked About Keeping Mommy's Secret
Why do kids have to shame us for doing what is necessary to tolerate them? Yes, we love our children. But we also love a glass or three of wine after they go to bed.
Very To The Point
I wonder what Dad did to warrant his child carving such a mean message into the soap for him to find. Let's hope their anger will wash away like this soap will.
He Looks Terrified For His Life
Do you think this little kid is trying to send a message to whoever is driving that they maybe need to do a less scary job of it? Thank goodness he has all those extra seatbelts.
Now, Who Is Going To Clean This Mess?
Again, we have a case of a kid being a little too literal. Mom asked her to make sure her plate was clear before leaving the table. Technically, it is, but this isn't what Mom meant.
That'll Show Them
This kid saw an issue and he decided to take it into his own hands and fix it. I wonder if Mom and Dad even knew before finding this lovely piece of art.
That's Not Going To Do Much
Mom is trying to lose some weight, as we all are. So, what does the little one decide to do? Try and lock the snack cupboard so mom will stop snacking.
This Kid Is Going To Be Loaded
Think of how often the people in this kid's family must fart for him to think that he can make some money off of it. They're just a young entrepreneur.
They Have A Point
Have we overlooked the true meaning of Mother's Day and Father's Day all this time? We wouldn't be parents without our kids. Guess we better start giving them little presents, too.
Maybe That's The Name She Wants
Kids just say the darnedest things! Though, knowing the way that people name their kids these days, it might not be a total surprise that there is a child out there with the name Buttcrack.
What Game Is This?
This is like what happens when a child looks deep into the fears of someone and then makes a game out of it because knowing something about yourself isn't enough. You have to be reminded.
You Might Be Too, Someday
Yeah, laugh it up now, kid, but guess what? That kind of stuff is genetic, so you'll probably be bald too one day with your kid pressure-washing mean messages onto the deck.
Age Is Just A Number
This will change as the 7-year-old ages. When you're young, a year makes up so much more of your life than when you're older. Soon, he won't even feel like fifty million years ago was that long.
It Wasn't Supposed To Be A Compliment
There is this moment when you're watching your kids grow up that you realize they are like you, and then you wonder if life will be kinder to them and if they'll make the same mistakes you did.
That's Just A Cruel Joke
I'm always wary of trusting a little kid. Case in point, this kid who ran up to their aunt and asked if she wanted a brownie only to deliver this.
He Just Needs A Nap
All of our eyes look red when we are sleep-deprived! When are you going to start waking your own self up and watching cartoons on a Saturday like we did?
Poor Unsuspecting Soul
Social media has only made it easier for kids to drag their parents without them even knowing. Ask yourself why dad might be turning to tequila right after dinner and then get back to me.
So Few Of Us Do
It's got to be a great feeling as a parent to know that your kid feels like they are learning nothing in school, where their young minds are supposed to be being molded!
She Wants Her Turn
She wanted her turn at the computer, and she wanted it uninterrupted by her mom or anyone else. The solution? Putting out Lego blocks because no one likes to walk over those.
What A Smart Outfit
His parents told him that he'd spent too many days in a row wearing his PJs, so he decided to come down for breakfast the next day dressed in his best business casual outfit.
She's Just Sick Of It
Oh, did you want a nice family picture together? Too bad someone has to feel sour about it. Maybe she's just sick of being in all your selfies. Just wait until she learns to take them herself.
