Hilarious Wives Who Took Revenge In The Pettiest Ways Possible
Revenge is a dish best served with a sprinkle of pettiness on top, at least according to some wives. I mean, where's the fun in getting even if you're not going to be 100% invested in it?
Here are some hilarious wives doing what they do best: bamboozling their husbands with petty revenge.
Here's A Surprise Heart Attack!
Have you ever woken up on the wrong side of the bed and decided that you should scare the crap out of the love of your life? Well, this wife surely has!
Casper The Friendly Ghost Says TV Time Is Up!
Truly though, this man really thought he could get the best of both worlds—ruining his wife's night and still having a good one of his own—but he was sorely mistaken.
Hope You Had A Good Day At Work!
This man explained that his wife knows that he hates when his clothes stick out of the drawers so, when he leaves for work, she does this so he can see it when he gets home.
Sending Subtle Signs About How She's Feeling
This husband received his plate of breakfast from his wife and it looked like this. I've never seen pancakes and sausages look so passive-aggressive in my life, but I've definitely lost my appetite.
This Guy Deserved It
Listen, fellas: we can't expect our wives to take on traditional gender roles in the home unless we're willing to do traditional masculine ones like making all the money, building things, and going off to war to die, all of which I'm deeply uninterested in.
This Is So Evil, Yet Genius
This man is definitely sitting in front of the dishwasher with his toolbox searching for any sign of a leak and finding nothing, getting more frustrated and confused by the minute.
When Bae Gives You A Cute Nickname
I've always loved it when couples give each other cute pet names to use. For example, my wife calls me "just like my father" and "a lazy piece of garbage."
I See Couples Therapy In Their Future
Honestly, can you imagine having your partner drop this mean metaphor on you like it was nothing? This wife didn't even blink when she made this casually cruel junk food comparison.
You Can Physically See How Mad She Is
This wife was angry with her husband, so rather than saying it to him in words, she simply just made her own half of the bed and left his side all messed up.
Put Your Finger In Your Ear If It's Real
I'm confused as to why this girlfriend was so distrusting about her man not being in the lab, but he really did follow her every instruction to prove himself, even if it meant embarrassing himself in the process.
"Babe, Can You Make Me A Little Something To Eat?"
Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it. He said he only wanted "a little something" and boy, did this petty wife deliver on that request.
He Should've Seen This One Coming
Oh, you want a dirty picture? This wife decided that only men who carry their weight when it comes to household chores deserve to get the fun kind of dirty photos.
Very Important Clarification!
I love that this wife, despite her anger, still agreed to make him a sandwich for lunch, and that letting him know that she was unhappy to be making it was punishment enough.
Let's See If You Can *Really* Live Without Me
Honestly, how are you going to let a woman take on the health risks of giving you one of her kidneys and then proceed to break up with her? Give her the kidney back.
Cut The Fake People Out Of Your Life...Literally
While going through some old photos, one of the girls in this photo stumbled upon this family portrait and realized that her mom, in a rage, had cut their dad out of the picture.
When She's Mad Vs. When She's Not
Hey, at least this husband knows exactly when his wife is mad, unlike to most of us who have to play guessing games. Must be nice to wake up to regular photos knowing you're in the clear.
He Really Set Himself Up Here
If you know that your wife is prone to giving you savage and sassy responses, you can never give her ammo to shoot you down. This guy should have known better.
Bon Appétit!
This husband found out that his wife was less than pleased with him when he asked if she could bring him a plate of spaghetti and she put this down in front of him.
Good Luck Figuring Out Which Socks To Wear Now
This woman's husband made fun of and complained about her neurotic desire to keep things in order and attention to detail, so when she was doing his laundry, she mismatched all the sock pairs.
No Millennial Nicknames In This Marriage!
I really respect that this wife came out and didn't even hesitate to drop the "D" word. She was dead serious: if he didn't cut it out, their marriage would be over.
This Is Horrifying
This wife made this nearly perfect imitation poop using modeling clay and then left it on the hardwood floor for him to find and, yes, he totally fell for it.
Clean Up After Yourself!!!
This wife was tired of telling her husband to move his shoe from the middle of the hallway, so she tied it to the back of his car to make a point.
That's One Way To Keep His Ego In Check...
Does anyone know where this guy lives? I have a bag of ice I'd like to donate to him so that he can put it on this devastatingly harsh burn.
She Really Did Deliver
When her husband told her that he wanted a "mid-century home," she decided to take matters into her own hands using some Lego. It wasn't quite what he was hoping for.
Brb, I'm Busy Ruining His Day!
This wife, when she was angry at her husband, decided to ruin his whole day by taking a bite out of every single donut in the box and then putting them back in.
U Up?
I feel for this guy because once, while I was away on a trip and my wife was mad at me, she didn't respond to my texts or calls for three days and then told me she was "in the shower."
It's The Subtle Digs That Hurt Most
What she said: "you're wearing that?" What she meant: "I can't believe that you are so misguided that you would actually wear that outfit; I have never seen anything so hideous in my life."
This Is Pretty Close To Being Romantic
How do you express in words just how much your partner means to you? The poets have been struggling to do it for years, but this wife hit the nail right on the head.
Husbands Get Their Petty Revenge Too
This man is so brave because I know that if I put salt into my wife's coffee in the morning, I would not live to tell the internet the tale.
Still, A Petty Wife Is Nothing Compared To Ex-Wife
For all the hell that your wife can give you throughout your life, it is nothing compared to the pure power and savagery she could whip up if you ever separated.
