Hilarious Mom Tweets That Are Real Knee-Slappers
Sometimes, moms are funnier than you'd expect without even trying. Being a parent requires a ton of patience and understanding, so some comic relief can help things along. When a mom has a sense of humor, that can alleviate some of the stresses she has to deal with daily.
The following funny moms tweeted things that will give you a good laugh, so continue reading for a good time.
A Blunt Kid
This young man didn't get the blunt behavior out of thin air. He probably learned it from someone, and I'm going to say it's from his mom. Forgetting to care about someone's existence is deep.
You Need To Be Sneaky
Sometimes, you have to lie to get what you want as a parent. Your kids aren't supposed to eat brownies for breakfast anyway, but as an adult, you aren't supposed to either.
Third Time's The Charm
You can imagine that after two kids, the third one might be a little much. This mom wants the newest child to cling to dad before it chooses her. She already has two on her back.
She Has Two Concerns
She should have concerns over both issues. Why would one child lock his mom out of her room, and how does the other one know how to pick locks already? There's a lot to digest here.
What A Great Mother
A mother that helps her son look for [expletive] is a mom you can depend on in this life. Her son will pronounce "fishes" correctly soon, but for now, it's about the B-words.
Mom Stops Caring
She's reached the point of no return. Now, the kids eat chicken off the ground with no remorse. I wonder how the first child feels about this change of pace.
How Many Moms Can Relate?
This doesn't sound like a fun thing to hear when you're in a public space. You either have to acknowledge your kid right away while in the stall and hope no one knows it's you, or you wait until you finish.
The Trusted Batman Voice
If you ever had to use the Batman voice to get your point across, you had no patience left. Using it on your kids probably gets the job done every time.
A Sneaky Trick
Using your kid's dislikes to your advantage isn't a trick that all moms can pull. This mother has probably been in the game for a while now to figure out that this would work.
Smart Thinking
Honestly, that's the best response to a question like that. You can run off at the mouth about how it's what you're supposed to do, but this honesty goes further.
Mom Meets Witty Child
Witty children help keep parents young, and this is the perfect example. The child might've hurt their mom's feelings a bit, but at least she was honest with her Twitter followers.
Might Be Cause And Effect At Play Here...
Hopefully, the child doesn't go to school and tell the teachers that their mom eats Xanax like Skittles. That could cause an issue, but she probably doesn't even care at this point.
The Accuracy
As far as accuracy goes, this tweet doesn't get any better. You can apply this to dogs too, which makes it even funnier and better. The bottom line is that you shouldn't look at anyone before they fall asleep.
She Split An M&M
Have you ever tried splitting an M&M in half? It isn't the easiest thing to do, but she did it. She's also warning other parents that they should keep it at one child.
How Do You Deal With This Child?
With a child this clever, you have to become even smarter as a mom. What if they're telling the truth? You can't snatch away their voice, so you have to think outside the box.
Well, He's Going To Love This
Yeah, Dad will love this gift. The coloring job is fantastic, but the sticker really sets the tone. He won't know know what hit him when he looks at it.
I Can Only Imagine The Terror
I think a shirt in my closet is the grim reaper, so I can only imagine what a live child looks like in the middle of the night. If it's a boy, he could look like Chucky.
Nice Try, Mom
Moms think they're so slick, don't they? She thought she was going to get away with this one but didn't realize they knew the child was hers. If others have to deal with it, so do you.
Nice Comeback From Mom
After her daughter heard this response, there wasn't anything left for her to say. This is the ultimate response to a child who thinks a parent might be in their way.
How Low Can You Go?
At a certain point, you've got to tell your child how much of a snake you are as a mother. This is something friends might do, but a parent shouldn't trick their kid this bad. It's still funny, though.
It All Makes Sense
As a mom, you care for the others in your family first, or at least many do. Once you think about it like that, the story of the three little bears makes so much sense.
You Have To Keep Some Things A Secret
A kid has no filter when it comes to asking for things, especially sweets. Hiding in the closet with a donut sounds like a brilliant plan on her behalf. I hope she enjoyed the donut and the alone time.
Momma Knows Best
Mom will tell you not to do something because danger lurks around the corner, not because she doesn't want you to have fun. Well, who knows? It might be a little bit of that, too.
Sounds Like A Great Game
This probably became her favorite game to play with her child. Getting that time alone without having to try is a boost you didn't know you needed until it happens.
This Is Really Science
You don't have to be a mom to figure this one out. It's safe to say this happens in many households, because who doesn't like cereal when they're hungry and there's nothing else to eat?
Happens All The Time
It happens all the time, and there isn't much you can do about it. You can only hope the kid wants to talk about it when you first ask and not immediately before bed.
Great Teaching Opportunity
When you think about all the old Disney films, they all have some underlying issues with them. Sleeping Beauty is only one of them, so this mom should know that she'll have to teach other things in the future.
Let Him Live
Yeah, if they have dreams of becoming the best, they might start young. This kid probably still has dreams of cartoons on Saturday mornings. He might turn things around next year, so just give him some time, Mom.
Mommy Needs A Break
If kids had to stay in school for a week before returning home, that might make a mom's life easier. Too bad it doesn't work like that, but it's a nice thought.
Same Problem, Different Bottle
One bottle has milk in it, the other has liquor. The baby bottle helps with growth, while the adult bottle helps with sleep, stress, and forgetting things. That's why she cries when it's gone.
