Funny Pics Only Old Married Couples Will Relate To
No marriage is perfect. No matter how much you love your spouse, a moment of disagreement is bound to arise. Older couples know about this all too well, so here are some funny posts to trigger them.
Straight Facts
![7 years vs 2 years of marriage [picture of Princess Kate and Prince William reading beside Harry and Meagan who are looking at each other lovingly]](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/seven-vs-2-months-53144.jpg?width=480 "seven vs 2 months")
This is probably the most factual meme there is. Everything is always fun during the honeymoon stage. After some years pass, you'll start to get those fleeting thoughts wondering why you even got married.
"Having 2 Screens Means Never Going To Bed Angry"
This couple figured out the secret to sharing a room. If you get two TVs, you don't have to bicker over who gets to watch what every night. This man gets to play his games in peace.
Young Couples Won't Understand
For younger couples, this might not be their course of action. They might even end up going to both. The older, wiser couples know that parties are for skipping, though.
Can't Go Wrong With Wifey's Way
If men did everything the way their wives asked them to, there would be fewer arguments across the globe. Even if their way didn't work, you don't have to hear them say "I told you so."
"My Wife Naps Like This..."
It's never mature to make fun of the way your wife takes a nap. If she likes sleeping like a legless deer, then let her! This does look like it might cause neck problems.
"My Wife Says I Don't Understand Breakfast In Bed"
Judging by this photo, you don't understand breakfast in bed. It's a nice effort, but she's going to wake up and have all that food fall everywhere on the bed.
Taking One For The Team
As the man of the house, he made the correct decision here. Even if he were allergic to cats, he would still have to get the little felines. It's what his wife wants.
The Only Time Lying Helps
![tweet: wife: why is your back scratched up? [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone] me: I'm having an affair.](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/affair-from-scratches-69888.jpg?width=480 "affair from scratches")
When you don't listen to your wife, things can get scary. In this situation, it would be better if she caught him cheating on her than him admitting he didn't listen.
Dad Won't Like This
If Dad needs to take a long poop, so be it. Don't bring his bathroom time into the equation when you're comparing it to childbirth. It's not his fault you're Superwoman.
She Knew Right Away
It's easy to tell when someone hasn't done the laundry. The moment he replied saying he's only in his underwear, his wife knew right away what the real issue was.
"When You Feed Your Husband A Birthday Cinnamon Roll And Forget That Wax Melts"
He thought he was going to have a nice treat, but the candle had other plans. It's the thought that counts, but his wife didn't think this one all the way through.
"My Wife Literally Said, 'Don't Move,’ Then Snapped This Pic Of Me"
As he sits there and takes the joke in stride, she's probably smiling so hard behind that camera. I wonder if the fun will end when he stops monkeying around, though.
"Never Have I Been So Mad At My Wife Before"
Hey, she loves these things. You're lucky to have a few left in there after she had her share. Still, the husband here has a right to be a bit upset.
Very Important Question
She only started screaming because she knew he was going to ask about the Cheetos. She ate them before getting in the shower and used the scream as a distraction while she finished washing off the last of the Cheeto dust. It was the perfect crime.
He Deserves It
Sometimes your husband deserves the finer things in life. The $4 top probably isn't that fine, but he mustn't get anything good at all in comparison. She knows what she's doing.
She Needs Answers
This is another valid question to ask, but one that husbands probably hate. If he's out there checking for a sound, have the decency to wait for him to come back.
She's A Sneaky One
If she hasn't gotten intimate with him in some time, then opening that Kit-Kat like that was probably heartbreaking for the poor guy. He wants some action, not a break.
"My Wife Has Been Waiting For 2 Days For Me To Open The Fridge"
Instead of getting new milk, wifey decided to make a pun. Things like this either make the relationship last or permanently remind the husband that he should have thought twice about getting married.
"When Your Husband Loves You So Much He Can Forgive You For A Broken Guitar"
He may love you enough not to care, but this isn't something he's going to forget about overnight. It might haunt him in his sleep for the whole marriage. That face he's making is suspicious.
"Wife Left A Note Saying She Left Some French Toast In The Pan For Me"
When you expected something delicious on the stove but this is what you find, it's okay to be upset. This was clearly a joke, but you shouldn't joke around about food with a hungry man.
Letting Your Wife Cut Your Hair Five Minutes Before Leaving
Sometimes you have to bite the bullet and let your wife do her worst. At least she tried to help him, but this cut did nothing but harm his look.
"My Husband Was Too Lazy To Carry A Bag In One Hand And The Child In The Other"
No mother wants to see their child inside of a bag because her husband was too lazy to carry him. This triggered everyone who had to yell at their husband's for doing something irrational.
The Most Important Part Of A Marriage Is The Penguin
If your wife isn't amused at the fact you bought a penguin, the marriage must be a wild one. If it escalated to that, you can tell these two always have something crazy going on.
His Skin Is Glowing
This man's wife doesn't want him to look his best. She wants all the moisturizer for herself. He probably uses it too much, which forces her to buy more than needed.
She's Super Excited About This
Sharing a bed every night thanks to marriage is cool, but sometimes you might want that extra legroom. This wife is ecstatic whenever her husband falls asleep on the couch.
"Every Married Couple's Dream Date Night... A Wallet Full Of Gift Cards"
There comes a time when the intricate and expensive dates get played out. Having a wallet filled with gift cards gives you the flexibility to do what you want with your partner.
"The Happiest Day Of Her Life... And Her Wedding Day..."
Her husband will look at these two photos and always remember how much more excited she was to meet a celebrity than she was to get married to him. That's not nice.
A Can't Opener
When the jokes are this corny, it can either help or hurt you. Too much of them and it will only hurt you in the long run. You have to be more original sometimes.
He Knows Her Better Than She Knows Herself
Yes, this is an expert-level marriage. He knows good and well that she isn't only going to get two things, especially if they went to Target! The eye-roll is for dramatic effect.
She's Fierce
This is also one way to build up resentment, even if he knows you're playing around. One day, he might figure out a way to return the favor, but not how you expect.
Normally, He Doesn't Do It At All
Normally, this person's husband doesn't even bother to change out the toilet paper roll when it's empty, but on this day, they decided the moment had come. Unfortunately, their wife wishes the moment for this had never come.
Like Grandmother, Like Mother, Like Daughter
If you've ever wondered why your spouse has a certain habit, you should look to the people who raised them. This man discovered that his wife's love of naps was generational when he walked into the family room to find his wife, her mother, and her grandmother all napping together.
His Wife Packed His Lunch For Him
"I love my wife because she packs me food, but says I'm fat so I only get an egg." Apparently, in this household, if you want to eat more food, you're going to have to run to McDonald's.
"Do You Know Where My Eye Drops Are?"
If you don't know where something is, chances are your wife does. This husband asked his wife where his eye drops were, she responded "in the bedroom on the TV stand under the lightswitch slightly trapped between the wall."
From Dating To Engagement To Marriage
This wife dried and saved the flower petals from all the bouquets of flowers her now-husband has given her over the years. The far left is while dating, the middle is during their engagement, and the right jar is post-marriage...
Marriage Teaches You A Lot
Before you get married, you're living in ignorant bliss, but after you get married, you're quickly going to learn that you've spent your life doing a lot of basic things completely wrong.
The Only Criterion Was "It Should Be Blue And White"
His wife asked him to pick up a roll of wrapping paper at the store for Hannukah, and the only instruction she gave was "it should be blue and white." Now everyone is getting gifts wrapped in dinosaur wrapping paper for Hannukah.
Keeping The Spark Alive
His wife told him that she was going to go for a sexy Halloween costume this year, and boy oh boy did she deliver. Walking into the living room to see her like this was definitely a surprise.
Is This Not The Solution You Wanted?
For weeks, his wife has been bugging him to fix the broken handle on the cabinet in the kitchen, so this husband decided the day had come to make the repair. He deserves a high five for his efforts.
Latching Onto The Little Annoyances
Her husband hates it when there are small quantities of leftovers taking up space in the fridge, so naturally, this wife put 22 individual pieces of spaghetti into 22 Tupperware containers to stick in the fridge.
