Comments That Only People Without Kids Would Dare Make
It's easy to joke around when you don't have any children of your own, but the brave folks who bring a kid into the world don't take those slights lightly. Yeah, you might have a dog you take care of, but it doesn't compare to having a child. That extra freedom of being kid-free gives some people the ability to make sassy comments like these that you're about to read.
Changing Into A Puppy Would Be Cool
The world would be better if things could turn into puppies.
After you train a dog, it's pretty much smooth sailing. It takes years to get a human operating properly.
Eating For Two
This is the ultimate pump fake. I bet the mother-in-law had a big smile until the word "tapeworm" came out of this man's mouth.
That's a cruel prank to play.
Parents Say The Cutest Things
Is it so bad that this woman wants to get tattoos instead of having a baby?
Her parents think having a child is less permanent than raising a kid for the rest of her life.
Call Them Well-Rested
Being well-rested is what Eva Mendes wanted, so you can understand where this Twitter user is coming from with this tweet.
Let's go ahead and follow her suggestion and call them "well-rested" if they don't have a kid.
Can't Take The Crying
This guy seems to think that he will cry more than the baby does.
If he really believes that, then he's right, he doesn't need to have any children. They don't deserve that.
Joke While You Can
Placing a baby on the ground isn't right, but this man had to do it.
Don't hand someone a child if they don't want one themselves unless you're trying to convince them to have one.
Musical Baby
This is like extreme musical chairs, but with a baby.
Only a person without children could think of some nonsense like this. Maybe, one day he'll learn about the joys of having a kid.
Hot Dogs Are Important To Him
Here's a Twitter user who gets it. A perfectly grilled hot dog is a BBQ staple.
Having an unlimited supply would be enough to get over not having a baby.
She Has A Point
We all get that babies are cute, but that's all they seem to bring to the table for someone without any.
This woman would rather see a baby giraffe walk around minutes after birth.
Wishing Them The Best
The baby didn't understand it then, but that message might stick around in their head for years.
I can't call it if that's a good or bad thing for a young one to hear.
Another Baby Or Pizza?
Let's all be honest, would you rather have pizza or another baby? Unless you're loaded with money, the pizza might be the best answer in this situation.
You can't go wrong with a pizza.
"I Love The Little Suckers"
Eva Mendes claims she loves the "little suckers," but she swore off of them until she met Ryan Gosling. If it weren't for him, she'd still worry more about her sleep cycle.
Here For The Response
The man who replied to the tweet says it's easier to get someone pregnant than it is to make a salad.
Some don't find any of those remarks to be accurate.
This Is A Scary Thought
It's scary to think that this lady thinks that babies might get swapped at birth.
It's even scarier to think that the reply she posted has facts to back up her thoughts.
Very Accurate Description
When it comes to accuracy, this one might take the cake.
It would be great if you didn't hold a child like Ronald Weasley is in this picture, but it might be the only way for some people.
He Does Have A Point
This man was clearly joking, but the lady who replied to him missed the whole thing.
Her response is the reason he feels how he feels about little kids if you think about it.
It's The Suit For Me
Well, you can't say the outfit isn't cute.
This man has every right to worry about the taco suit because this dog deserved to look this adorable on the spooky day.
It IS A Scam!
Why is it that apartments charge for pets, but not babies?
A child has the potential to cause way more damage than a cat can. It does sound like a scam.
This Is A Power Move
There are a lot of smart ideas in this article, but here's one that will earn you some extra cash.
If you have a partner without kids, you should consider this money-saving technique.
Money Is Family
A couple without kids is a couple with tons of extra money to spare.
This is a pretty cool sticker to add to your car if this is your situation and you like to brag about it.
A Single Person And A Dog Is A Family
Raising a dog isn't as hard as children, but it should still count.
You create a bond with that pet, but you don't get to see it grow up and get a job.
That's Not Such A Bad Idea!
Now, this is what you call genius marketing. Kids tend to make restaurant trips a little less fun if they start acting wild.
It's best to get a babysitter for the night.
Nightmare Or Blessing In Disguise
Getting stuck in quarantine with little kids sounds like one of two things.
It's either a nightmare or a blessing in disguise because you get to spend more time with the children.
Is He Speaking Facts?
Is this man speaking facts or what? Some people have their first kid on accident, but then end up having more knowing they can't afford it.
What's the deal with that?
Changing The Conversation One Day At A Time
Change has to start somewhere, so why not start with you? That's the mindset this woman has with her family and there's nothing wrong with that ideology.
Let people do what they want.
Just Say The Age
Whenever people use months instead of a year age after 12 months, it's a little too much.
Folks are fine knowing they're two instead of 27 months. People without kids don't like it.
What's Wrong With Planning For Vacation?
Planning for a vacation is fun, but is it as cool as planning for a baby?
That's what this person wants to know, but one of those options doesn't involve crying all night.
They Do Look Tired
People notice when you look tired, that's why it's rude to ask if someone is sleepy.
Having kids will make you tired until they grow up and leave the house.
