Children Who Have Undeniably Threatening Energy
Children are the future. Most times, the bad behaviors kids exhibit come from a place of misunderstanding or poor judgment, but generally they have good intentions behind it. Some children, on the other hand, give off such strongly evil vibes that they terrify those around them.
These are some children who have extremely threatening energy.
This Is A Brilliant Revenge Plan
In terms of evil genius, this kid is packing a lot of talent. Every meal that his parents cook is going to contain an element of surprise for a while.
A Man Of His Word
When he said he was never going to smile again, he had to make sure he followed through. I would not want to have this little guy holding a grudge against me.
One Day She Will Wake Up Without A Finger
The mind of a child is an incredibly imaginative place that normally inspires awe, but sometimes it churns out pure horror. I just know this woman is going to count her fingers every time she wakes up.
What A Lovely Poem!
"Roses are red" style poems are a great way to foster a love of poetry in a child using a format that's easy to replicate. You never expect them to take it in this direction, though.
She Won't Stop Showing It To People
While on a walk with her family through a wooded area, this little girl came across the body of a dead squirrel, and she refuses to put it down. Now she won't stop showing every person she passes.
Better Start Practicing Your Right Hook
When it comes to parenting, you never expect that you'll have to get in a fist fight with your kid. On the other hand, I like that his other recent searches were "barney" and "paw patrol".
The Classic Game: Spider-Hang-Man
History had some very gruesome times where hanging was the main way to execute those who committed crimes. I just want to know what Spider-Man did to deserve this treatment.
Do You Think She's The Spawn Of Satan?
When you take your kids to church and put them through Sunday school, you expect them to fixate more on the good parts, but this girl decided she was more interested in the devil.
She Is Already Too Powerful
If she's already controlling lightning storms at the ripe age of two, who knows what she will be capable of when she grows up? Will she start tornados, or try to flood the homes of her enemies?
Is This Dr. Frankenstein's Childhood Tub?
One moment, you're brushing off your child's weird affinity for taking the heads off of dolls and storing them in jars. Before you know it, they're mad scientists trying DIY a body from scratch.
What Kind Of Psychopath Does This?
A lot of psychologists are doing research into the early indicators of psychopathy so that it can be addressed in childhood. I'm thinking I should send them this kid's contact information.
Having A Sibling Will Be Fun, They Said
As an older sibling, there's always a bit of hesitance that comes when your mom is going to have a second kid. However, no matter what people tell you, it is not all fun and games.
She Probably Has A Future In The CIA
Waterboarding is one of the cruelest forms of torture that is used to extract information from captives. I just want to know what secrets the teddy bear is hiding from her.
But You Did This For What?
After searching for her switch remote for hours, this mom finally found out that her child had put it inside their ukulele. How would you even go about trying to get it out?
Kids Are Really, Truly Cruel
I often think about how we used to sit on the bike racks in the schoolyard during recess and brag about every time we made our history teacher cry. Kids are demons.
Some Pranks Are Just Pure Evil
This dad walked into the room and flipped on these lights only to almost have a heart attack and burn down the entire house. It turns out that his 8-year-old is a jerk.
Hmm, Seems Like A Toss-Up Between Culprits
Dogs are such wholesome, good, loyal creatures who unconditionally love their humans with their whole hearts, and what does this little girl do? She blames the defenseless dog for her crimes.
She Really Just Tried To Eat It
Normally, kids are oddly gentle and excited to meet any animal that they come across, but this baby girl is truly an anomaly. I just hope the bird survived their encounter.
Kids Truly Are Little Jerks
Kids really have no remorse for their actions. They're little sadists. As babies, they drop toys on the ground just so someone else has to pick them up. As they grow, they progress to this.
Get Valerie Into Witness Protection ASAP
I don't know what Valerie did or what she saw to cause this kind of outrage from the writer, but I do know she's in grave danger and needs to be saved.
He So Rudely Left No Icing For Anyone Else
Whether or not you believe in splitting the cookie and eating the middle first or dunking the whole thing in milk first, everyone agrees the icing is a vital part of the cookie.
Good Times All Around!
Taking your kids to Disney on Ice or a Wiggles concert sounds like it's a great idea until you actually take them and they act like ungrateful little monsters the whole time.
How Long Has The Dead Bee Been In The Tupperware?
I have a lot of questions about this game: did she personally kill the bee or did she find a dead one? How many rounds does this game last for? Is she psychologically well?
That's How Serial Killers Are Made
What are the early signs that someone is going to be a mass-murderer? I'm not actually sure, but I feel keeping a trailer full of dismembered Lego parts counts as one.
The Grocery Shopping Stakes Have Never Been This High
I genuinely enjoy that this kid politely asked for lemonade and waited until requesting Nutella to deliver the death threats. Just the juxtaposition of these two methods gives me whiplash.
In Public, No Less
It's one thing if the kid was wearing a scary mask and aggressively stabbing a table in the privacy of her home, but she's out here doing it at a restaurant.
He Actually Managed To Save Himself
When you were a kid, did your parents ever tell you that you were so annoying that anyone who stole you would give you back? This kid is proof that they may have been right.
Well, That's The End Of The TV
I would like to understand this little guy's thought process and whether he realized that he also wouldn't be able to watch the television after covering the screen in a thick coat of paint.
Both Of These Kids Terrify Me
Parents, picture this: you're just trying to get through another difficult day when your daughter delivers this note with a pretty threatening ultimatum. Now the hamster is at risk. What do you do?
...Children Are Disgusting
There is no one I would hate to cross more than a small child. They haven't quite learned morals yet, and they are ruthless when it comes to their revenge plans.
