14+ Pics To Show The Next Person Who Asks You When You’re Having Kids
Having kids is great and it's something that a lot of people want from their life! But it isn't something that everyone wants from their life, and that's equally as OK.
For those of us who don't want to have kids, there are lots of reasons, and most of them are personal. However, there are some things about pregnancy that seem kind of awful and can be used to deter someone from asking you when your time is coming.
It Might Still Be Good
This is what it looks like when your pregnancy brain makes you accidentally put in 12 times the amount of baking soda a recipe called for.
With enough icing, it might still be good.
Isn't Everything?
Any person I know who has had kids has said that being pregnant was great in a lot of ways.
But they also said that it is basically an invitation to tell them their ideas about everything.
She Will Find Them Eventually
When she goes to get the leftover pizza, she will find those keys.
Until then, at least they are actually in a really safe place when you think about it.
Why Not Both?
Honestly, let's just go full praying mantis in here and do both.
You're pregnant, so no one is going to blame you if things get a little out of control, right?
You've Got To Keep It Covered
There are worse, weirder things to do than to cover up the butter container with a pan lid.
Nothing got broken or anything, so really, it's like it basically never happened.
I Would Try It
I am not going to lie to you. Something about this combo is doing it for me, and I'd be down to try it.
Maybe that is an upside to pregnancy: eating whatever you want.
Hey, It Happens
When you have to go pee, you have to go. Apparently, when you're pregnant, that gets 10 times worse, and there is literally no stopping it from happening.
You have to accept it.
The View From The Floor
When you're pregnant, like really pregnant, there is a lot you can't do anymore. Like pick things up off the floor or put your own shoes and socks on.
It blows, but there are also so many new things you can do, like get your partner to pick things up off the floor.
Now This Is Genius
This might be a trick I steal just because. She's gone and put her comforter in the freezer because of the hot flashes that come with being pregnant.
I think it's a good idea just in general.
His Priorities Are Clear
Imagine being with this guy who thinks that it's just as important to play his games as it is to be there with his wife who has gone into labor?
Labor can take a while, but seriously, dude, be emotionally present, or at least pretend you're paying attention.
That Looks Painful
You hear pregnant people talk all the time about how awful it is to end up with really swollen feet and ankles, and I never really thought much of it until I saw what that could look like.
I can feel this picture, and it has convinced me that I'm never going to have kids.
These Could Be Anyone's Toes
To be absolutely fair, I know a lot of women who are not pregnant who paint their toes this way.
Just pop some socks on and it's like the whole thing never even happened.
Just Take Deep Breaths
This is one genius way to make sure that the most direct smell in your area is one that isn't going to make you feel like you're going to be sick.
Honestly, I'm living for it and think we should market these to new mothers.
Just Do Better Next Time
This person has gone on the hunt for the perfect pickles to eat while they're pregnant.
Let's hope that her husband stops buying duds!! She deserves better than that, right?
That Poor Man
Pregnancy farts are apparently terrible, as if some people's farts weren't bad enough already.
But hey, she's literally making another human life inside of her, so let her fart up a storm.
Telling Them How It Is
This is actually a really nice note considering all the terrible things that could happen if a pregnant woman who is actually able to sleep is woken up by the doorbell.
That sign is not for the pregnant woman's comfort—it's for your safety. You wouldn't like her when she just woke up.
He's Literally Being Supportive
It's hard to be comfortable when you're pregnant, especially when you're late in the pregnancy.
This husband is just being a good husband by letting his wife use him as a pillow.
He Didn't Want Her To Feel Left Out
It's nice that when he was pouring himself some drinks, he didn't forget to get her one, too.
Who doesn't love a little bit of grape punch to go with their husband's beers?
She Just Needed A Moment
You hear it all the time—pregnancy hormones will make you do and say crazy things.
At least now we have the technology to just delete those overreactions and pretend they never happened.
If That Isn't Irony
Nothing is going to get in the way of those cravings.
Not even a blizzard will stop this person from getting their pregnant wife a Blizzard. Irony at its finest.
Who Needs Socks, Anyway?
At a certain point during your pregnancy, you just accept that you're not going to do or see some things until after the baby is born.
You don't need socks anyway. Just wear comfy slip-on shoes.
The Morning Sickness Is Too Real
Let's set the scene: you're sitting in the drive-thru with your kids in the back arguing about something, and you're about to hurl.
This is a reality for the first few months of pregnancy.
Bye Forever, Tomatoes
Let's hope that they have a dog who will pick up those tomatoes; otherwise, they are just going to have to wait until Dad gets home or they accidentally get stepped on.
At a certain point in a pregnancy, anything on the floor might as well be in a different country, and you just have to live with it.
We're No Stranger To Boob Sweat
Boob sweat can already be a struggle when you're a woman, but when you're pregnant, your boobs are bigger and you're so much hotter than normal.
Thus, the never-ending boob sweat stains on all of your shirts.
Why Are People So Rude?
No matter how pregnant you are, there are still going to be people who are oblivious and don't think about doing something helpful like allowing you to sit next to them on the bus.
Why are people like this? It is a mystery science has yet to solve.
At Least She Has Helpers
This woman is lucky because her older kid and dad are there to help, even if that means tying her shoes every time she wants to leave the house.
This is actually adorable.
They Don't Even Know
Never let a man tell you that pregnancy is magical, because it is not, and they don't even know.
They think they know because they watched their wife be pregnant, but think again.
The Dog Looks Concerned
This is what happens when that nesting instinct kicks in and you want to start practicing how to swaddle everything, even the poor family dog who is a good sport.
The dog will come around and start to get comfortable being swaddled. He might even start to miss it when the baby comes along.
It Doesn't Matter Anymore
At a certain point during pregnancy, you just accept that you're in a crazy pregnant state and that there is nothing you can do about it.
The mess will still be there. In fact, it will only get worse.
Peeing Is A Constant State
When you're pregnant, it is not uncommon for you to have to go pee like three times in 10 minutes.
You have a giant football pressing on your bladder, so it only makes sense.
