13+ Outrageous Times People Didn’t Realize Someone Was Hitting On Them
A comedian on Twitter named David Drake tweeted about a time he completely missed the pass a woman threw at him. It was hilarious, but it also prompted his followers to chime in with their embarrassing stories. Brace yourself for these timeless stories about people not realizing someone wants them bad!
The Tweet That Started It
Tickling is usually a good indicator that someone wants to do something more with you.
David Drake was in high school, so he should've known better. You win some and lose some.
A Cuddle Buddy For The Night
It was his first night in the dorms, so his mind probably wasn't working correctly.
The first night on campus can be overwhelming, but not enough to turn down a cuddle buddy.
Thought It Wasn't A Real Thing
Regardless of whether it's a real thing, a great time to kiss is when the woman brings it up.
This guy didn't know any better, but I know he never misses another opportunity again.
It Almost Got Interesting
I bet he wonders where he would've put his fingers all the time, but he sounds like a slave to the art.
It probably wasn't easy, but he made the right choice.
Skin-On-Skin Contact
Why didn't he continue to do something after if he said yeah? This one is confusing.
It was probably a movie this man waited to see for a long time if he passed up the skin-on-skin contact.
She Needed A Date!
Sometimes, you're too worried about other things to catch a hint. This man was in a panic because his date canceled.
It's hard to judge him due to that fact.
He Can't Leave For Lunch
This one might be the most obvious one so far. There's no telling why he didn't want to go!
I'm sure he broke plenty of rules his parents set in high school.
She Left The Treehouse
The moment he saw her leave the treehouse is when he probably recognized he messed things up.
At least he got to hold her hand for a short time before she left.
What Was He Thinking?
Unless all the women he ran into weren't attractive to him, this doesn't make sense.
The moment she said one of them could've sat on his lap is when he should've agreed.
Cross Country Lady Knew What She Wanted
Twenty years after failing to get him to make a move, she took matters into her hands.
Planting a wet kiss on him and asking why he didn't ask her out makes it seem like she was a little hurt in the past by this guy's lack of understanding of the situation.
At Least They Got Married
The man mentioned might've missed the first hint set by his now wife, but he made up for it.
If he wouldn't gotten married to this lady, it would've been a failure.
He Blew It!!
The moment he noticed the wine coolers, he should've known it wasn't about studying at all!
That was her way of coming over without seeming like she just wanted to have "fun."
Could've Had A Wealthy Family
I know this guy imagines what his life would be like if he had a rich lawyer wife.
All he had to do was let her help him with the house sitting!
He Didn't Think Anything Of It
Here's an example of not thinking anything of it. He probably had no experience with women who make the first move.
Plus, he was only a teenage, so I'll cut him some slack.
"Haha That's Crazy"
What's crazy is the fact that he missed out on having a stellar make out session with his crush.
I already know how often he probably thinks about dropping that ball.
He Was Thinking Too Much
This man was in college when he let this one slide by him, so that's kind of unforgivable.
It's hard to forgive because she used the oldest trick in the book on him.
Maybe He Wasn't That Thirsty?
He clearly didn't think this one through. she practically said she was ready to kiss him.
High school kids miss hints the most due to their lack of experience, so worries about this one.
How Big Was The Back Seat?
I want to know how large her back seat was. Did he at least sit down for a moment?
I know this isn't Wedding Crashers, but this guy had to be sick the next day thinking about this.
Like He Was Dead
He might as well have really died after missing this clue! He probably really wasn't attracted to her.
Either way, that was a golden opportunity for something to transpire, but they both missed out on it.
