These People Failed Miserably At Being Intelligent Life-Forms
Judge these people all you want, but you know that your brain has totally checked out at one time or another.
Sometimes, we all forget that we're supposed to be intelligent life-forms.
She Doesn't Need More Money
People, this is a public service announcement. Kylie Jenner doesn't need your money. She has plenty of her own perfectly good money.
Give your money to people who can't afford lunch.
That's Not How You Use A Clipboard
Clipboards have clips on them so that you can hold papers in place.
There's no need for tape when you have a clipboard. Maybe that's what the mandatory meeting is about.
An Accident Waiting To Happen
It's probably not the brightest idea to smoke a cigarette right next to a propane exchange.
This looks like an accident waiting to happen. Can't she just move a little to the left?
Don't Microwave Tinfoil
Have you ever put metal in the microwave before?
These people learned the hard way that metal shouldn't ever go in the microwave. They tried to microwave a whole ball of tinfoil...
They Asked For It
Look, we're not saying that you have to take a fancy limo to your wedding, but at least have a friend drive you in their van or something.
Uber Pool isn't the way to go.
There's A "0" Birthday Candle For A Reason
Have you ever heard of the number 10, Keith? Or 20? Or 30? Maybe this guy just can't count.
Kim's Giveaway Glasses
Kim Kardashian thought it would be a good idea to wear mirrored sunglasses to a poker game. Needless to say, she lost that game.
This is what happens when you prioritize fashion over function.
That's Not Appropriate
This Canadian news channel decided to show a photo of a white girl at Coachella in a headdress while discussing serious crimes against Aboriginal people.
Yikes. You can do better, CTV.
Maybe Realize Something Else
This person had a realization that the bumps on his steering wheel are actually braille.
Hate to break it to you, bud, but blind people don't drive. Also, that's not what braille looks like.
That's Not A Phone Holder
This person thought that the cassette player in her sister's car was a phone holder.
Well, it is absolutely not a phone holder, and it scratched up her phone screen.
He's Not Smoking
The kid who took this photo sent it to his mom to prove that he was at his friend's house. His mom asked what Sam, the kid in the red shirt, was smoking.
He's just drinking a Capri Sun.
The Infamous Christmas Squid
This person's mom bought some new Christmas wrapping paper. But she confused everyone by buying wrapping paper featuring a Christmas squid.
Her family didn't realize that that's an upside-down reindeer.
Standing In Line
This woman is waiting in line to buy a shirt for her husband. What she doesn't realize is that she's standing behind two mannequins.
That line isn't moving any time soon.
This Art Piece Got A Ticket
This is obviously not a functional truck. It was an art piece that was installed outside a building. Some parking officer still gave it a ticket, though.
Maybe the ticket is part of the art?
Delicious Soup
This man was all excited to make his wife a home-cooked meal. He looked up a recipe for chicken noodle soup.
All was going well until the recipe told him to strain the soup. Oops.
A Domino Effect
The AAA guy is supposed to help people get out of a jam, not create more problems.
What if the second AAA guy also locked his keys in his car and the cycle continued forever?
Flip This Pic
Somebody posted this picture on Facebook and then asked if anybody knew how to flip it so the kid in the picture would be facing forward.
Lady, that is not how pictures work.
Installed On...
This smoke detector has a blank space on it so that people can keep track of when it was installed and when it needs to be replaced.
We know that it's on the ceiling...
That's Not The White House
Whoever printed Donald Trump's name on this $5 bill has no idea that the Lincoln Memorial and the White House are two different places.
This really isn't a good look, Trump fans.
She Got Catfished
This girl posted this picture on Twitter with the caption, "I look crazy but I saved a baby shark."
Girl, that is not a baby shark, that is a catfish.
It Was An Online Class
This professor was very disappointed when nobody showed up to his class.
He sent an apology email a few minutes later. He didn't realize that he was teaching an online class.
A "Pink Rectangular Tablet"
Turn that "Z3d" tablet upside down, lady. That's a Pez candy that you're looking at.
Pez is mostly sugar, so there's no need to be concerned. It's pretty harmless. It's also delicious.
How Ice Works
OK, so, you put the water in the bottle. Then you put the whole bottle in the freezer. Then the water turns into ice while it's already in the bottle.
Get it now?
When Your Password Is "Password"
These days, everyone knows that people hide keys under the mat. You probably shouldn't do it even if your mat is totally opaque.
If your mat is just a bunch of holes, then you definitely shouldn't do it.
She Asked For All The Angles
This woman got into a car accident and her insurance lady told her to take pictures of the "front, rear, and side views."
She didn't realize that she meant "of the car."
Not A Robot
This company printed out that captcha thing that computers do to check that people aren't robots. This isn't as effective in analog form.
We sure hope people walking into car dealerships aren't robots.
The Artist Formerly Known As Leonardo da Vinci
Did Leonardo da Vinci change his name to Leonardo DiCaprio, or is this person just experiencing a moment of utter stupidity?
We're thinking it's the latter. The sky does look nice, though.
The Red Hot Chili Pipers
This person thought they were going to see Flea tear up the stage. Instead, they got a group of men in skirts playing bagpipes.
This is either the worst mistake ever or a happy accident depending on how you feel about bagpipes.
Why Vaccines Are Important
The reason plagues go away is either because the plague kills a lot of people and the rest of the population develops herd immunity, or because a vaccine is created.
Of those two options, you want the vaccine.
Steve And Brian From Next Door
If you name your dog Steve, you're just asking for a mistake like this to happen. It's not so bad to be called Steve.
It could have been worse. His dog could have been named Mr. Floofy.
Talk About Supply And Demand
There's never a good reason to steal a dog.
However, this person saw an opportunity to try and market his new furry friends to someone who might be looking for a pair of pooches.
This Is Sound Advice
Learning a new language can be tough, and most of the time, we learn just enough to get by.
That might mean knowing the word for "hamburger," but no matter the language, we should never dumb here.
She Pulled Up From 3 Like Kobe
That first experience driving a car can be terrifying.
Our parents try to teach us to use our blinkers, but where were they on that first trip to fill up at the gas station?
Quick Maths
Algebra is pretty daunting, especially if you're sitting in an online lecture and look away for a second before seeing half the letters crossed out.
As long as you get the right answer in the end, that's all that matters.
Some Adapt To Their Surroundings Better Than Others
Animals don't get enough credit for adapting to everything we humans throw at them.
While these animals have learned they can cross over top of this highway, these people are looking to push through and totally ignore a good idea.
Sometimes You Have To Overexplain Your Instructions
This must be an early riser who is trying to get through the morning without a cup of coffee.
Luckily, they received a very detailed step-by-step instruction on how to eat a bagel.
Petition To Rename It Zebraforce
You have to admire this man who isn't afraid to ask his friends for a little help.
I'm pretty sure you have to pass some kind of intelligence test to go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, but it looks like the nerves got to him.
We Are Doomed To Repeat History
It's products like the pet rock or fidget spinners that continue to prove that any idea can make you a millionaire.
Who ever said a pair of googly eyes can't brighten your day?
When You Cried Wolf One Too Many Times
Most people have considered blaming their dog for eating their homework when they simply forgot to do it, but has your dog actually eaten your homework before?
Well, it finally happened, so hold onto this picture to get you out of your next deadline.
This Is Why Shorts Are Better For Climbing
This is what happens when you make a simple task more difficult.
Some people see a fence and immediately want to jump over it, but as you get older, you learn that it's not worth the public embarrassment.
