These Babies Have No Business Looking This Old So Young
Everyone always compliments the parents of a newborn child saying how cute he or she looks. Sometimes, they aren't telling the truth. It's okay, it's the polite thing to do. Well, when the babies look like they have the Benjamin Button disease, it can be hard to compliment them. Here are babies who look way too old.
"Our Baby Looks Exactly Like Gordon Ramsay"
![gor baby baby looks like gordon ramsay](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/gor-baby-40162.jpg?width=800&height=1067)
The mother might want to get a DNA test. How does this child resemble Gordon Ramsay so much? It's like Ramsay created this baby in a simulator and gave it to this family.
I can't wait until this kid grows up and starts posting on social media as a man. He's going to get so many comments asking about the master chef.
This Child Is Older Than You
This little guy looks older than every male in graduating class of 2020 at Harvard. In fact, he does look Gandalf, which makes it even crazier.
This little guy is going to get a lot of comparison remarks as he gets older. I wonder if he'll appreciate the comparisons or not.
Hello, Sir!
He has more gray hair than some people's grandmothers. It almost looks fake, but it's for sure real. Have you ever seen anything like this?
Even the parents had to caption the photo with the hashtag of Benjamin Button. They know exactly what's going on here.
What's He Thinking About?
![baby born again baby looks like unamused middle aged man](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/baby-born-again-45152.jpg?width=800&height=997)
Someone said this is his first time reincarnating and he's upset that he has to do it all over again, and I can't stop thinking about that.
He does look like he knows something we don't know, and that's the funny part. That's the look of a grown man.
Say Hello, Precious
It's Don Knotts as a baby. You've got to be kidding me right now. It's the same facial expression and even similar hand placement.
How do parents feel when they have children who come out of the womb looking like they need to apply for college?
"My Son Was Born Just In Time For His 80th Birthday"
![grown man babe grown man baby ready](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/grown-man-babe-23424.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=207&left=0&zoom=1.32231404959)
He looks like an extra for a Three Stooges special, and he was just born! He might look grown now, but he'll grow into that face sooner or later.
He's probably crying because he can't have any rum for another 21 years. That would be something to cry about.
He's Ready For An Interview
Is he getting ready for a job interview or what? This little man seems stoked to look like a middle-aged man at such a young age.
When he looks back at his baby photos, he's probably going to wonder how in the world he looked so old at such a young age!
Such A Great Smile, Old Man
![great smile kid the younger the older](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/great-smile-kid-30816.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=148&left=0&zoom=1.32231404959)
Who does he think he is smirking at the camera like that? Does he know that he looks like he could be someone's dad at such a young age?
That's probably what he's smiling at in this picture. He figured out that he has the face of an adult and not a kid.
He Wants To Speak To The Manager
![wants breakfast wants breakfast and wants it now](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/wants-breakfast-74300.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=120&left=0&zoom=1.32231404959)
He's already prepping his "let me speak to your manager" face, and he's not even 3. This little man looks like he knows what he wants.
His parents are probably afraid of not giving him what he wants when he wants it. That's completely understandable when you see this face.
This Is A Grown Man
This is the grown man you see at the bar every Friday night, entertaining the younger ladies who mooch drinks off of him. He's just excited to be there.
Even though he looks older, that smile is gorgeous. This baby might be the exception to the rule that forces people to think of a good compliment.
If Bruce Willis Was Born In 2021
![bruce willis baby bruce willis baby in the flesh](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/bruce-willis-baby-11112.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=123&left=0&zoom=1.32231404959)
Doesn't this kid look like Bruce Willis in a fancy outfit? Those wrinkles on his forehead are what make him look older than he is.
When a child looks like a celebrity as a kid, it always makes you wonder a few things. I'm not here to speculate, but you all can.
Seems About Right
Coming in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and 81 years old, this baby! He's known for splashing water everywhere and taking off his towel too soon; this one is unlike the rest.
Even his hands seem like they're larger than they should be at his age. The parents might want to sign him for a sport as soon as they can.
"Time To Change What?"
![grown child grown child but she's young](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/grown-child-45584.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=42&left=0&zoom=1.14285714286)
She doesn't take any lip from anyone, not even her mother. She decides when it's time to change her, and it won't happen a second sooner.
All she's doing is waiting on the day she can go to her friend's house without asking permission. She's definitely been here before.
"What Do You Mean Mama's Milk Is Gone?"
![grown man problems grown man problems so young](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/grown-man-problems-52326.jpg?width=728&height=971)
He looks entirely too worried about something only a grown man would have to worry about. He has the hairline of George Costanza, so that helps his case.
There's no telling how much more he's going to grow into that face or if it's going to stay that way the rest of his life.
Looks Like He Had A Wild Night
![crazy night crazy night for the kid](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/crazy-night-28351.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=44&left=0&zoom=1.0989010989)
It looks like this little one had a wild night and can't wait to tell the story. That, or he has to keep out some of what happened so he doesn't get himself in trouble.
He also looks like an older gentleman who wears diapers and just went on himself. The only baby thing about this guy is how small he is.
That IS Danny DeVito
Danny DeVito found a way to travel back in time. You can't tell me this isn't him. After hearing rumors that people wanted him to play Wolverine, he had to get out of the way.
He doesn't have time to be a Marvel character. He just wants to stay where it's sunny and be with his pals.
"1 Month Till My 80th Birthday"
![almost 80 almost 80 it's time to party](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/almost-80-19186.jpg?width=605&height=604)
His head is so big because he's lived a full life already and recorded it all in his mind. He's about to live his second life now.
Seriously, he looks like a genius already. He might be able to solve calculus problems if you asked him to do it.
"My Cousin's 3-Week-Old Son"
![grown up grown up already](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/grown-up-61624.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=55&left=0&zoom=1.32231404959)
Is he three weeks or three decades old? I can't put my finger on it, but he reminds me of a famous comedian. As he gets older, will he start telling jokes?
This wise look he has going on is very menacing. It's like he knows what you're going to say before you say it.
She IS Judging You
If anyone is judging someone, it's this little girl. She does look like an aunt already, and that's saying a lot.
She looks like she could run for mayor. If the people saw her face on flyers, they wouldn't even think twice about how old she is.
"Please Take Me Inside Where It's Warm"
![baby in a drum baby in a drum outside during fall](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/baby-in-a-drum-94016.jpg?width=800&height=533)
This one might take the cake. He looks entirely too old to be that small. This one goes beyond Benjamin Button on all levels.
He's another one where I can't wait to see how he looks when he grows up. Will he look the same or have an older look?
Someone Is Upset
![old baby old baby crying for more beer](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/old-baby-97901.jpg?width=728&height=1155)
Someone is upset because the pandemic forced his favorite brewery to shut down! Now where is he going to go after work?
The new places he's tried aren't the same as the old ones, and he can't take it anymore. The little suit isn't helping either.
He Came Out The Womb With His Hair Did
Yeah, this is a grown man. He used some spare fluids to slick his hair so he could look good for his arrival into the world.
How else would his hair look so good already? He's giving the person holding him a look of judgment while he's at it.
He Wanted The Flaming Hot Cheetos
![all the food all the food, he wants all the food](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/all-the-food-96860.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=41&left=0&zoom=1.0989010989)
After seeing what his parents put into the basket, he was livid. He specifically told them he wanted the Hot Cheetos, not the wavy Lays.
He's going to get home and call his lawyers and see what they can do to help him. He won't stand for this much longer.
He's Only 15 Minutes Old
![he's fed up he's fed up with everything](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/hes-fed-up-58749.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=84&left=0&zoom=1.32231404959)
He may technically only be 15 minutes old here, but his face says otherwise. That's the face of a 40-year-old that has to let his nephew move in because his brother isn't a good enough father.
He's doing it out of love, but he really doesn't want to deep down. I wonder what he really was thinking about here.
Someone Is Upset!!
This child didn't want to be here taking these photos. The grown man look is probably why the friend couldn't stop laughing, but he looks very angry.
Something inside his spirits started bubbling and that gave him an extra 20 years on his appearance. Poor little guy.
Can You Blame Her?
Something about this baby screams 30-year-old single mom that doesn't have time for men anymore because all they do is play games. At least that's what her bio on Tinder says.
That is only a look a grown woman would give someone, not a child. This baby is wise beyond her years.
"I've Been Using My Nephew As Reaction Pictures"
![something is funny something is funny to this kid](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/something-is-funny-66947.jpg?b=0&c=0&width=800&height=533&top=179&left=0&zoom=1.32231404959)
This young man looks both old and young at the same time. The little outfit he has on only makes that statement more true.
He looks like an over-aged usher working at the movie theater who cleans up the spilled popcorn but laughs at the kids who try to sneak inside.
The Resemblance Is Remarkable
Here's another child who makes you wonder what the mother had going on nine months before the delivery date. This little guy looks just like him!
He's probably only a few weeks old here, but he looks like he's in his 30s. Wallace Shawn may never know.
He Hates It Here
![Hes done Hes done with this life](https://www.dadpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Hes-done-15777.jpg?width=800&height=533)
Here's another child who looks like he didn't ask to be here. Something went wrong during the reincarnation process, and it made him look too old.
His baby thoughts are really his past life self condemning the universe for bringing him back to Earth at such a wild time.