Kids Who Got An Early Taste Of Adulthood
There's a lot of pressure on kids nowadays. They're almost expected to behave like adults. They have to contend with things like social media, peer pressure, pressure from mainstream media, and climate change. It's all too much!
These kids are proof that today's youth is growing up way too quickly. Keep reading to see some kids who already looking into the future.
A Junior Nail Salon
These girls are already practicing being out-of-touch young women who have nothing better to do than get their nails done and play Candy Crush on their phones. At least she looks relaxed.
The Perfect Wingman
These brothers are ready for a night out on the town. Johnny will pay for the drinks, and Timmy is going to make sure that Johnny gets at least one dance with a pretty girl.
Beer Pong Starts Early
Don't worry, these kids are playing beer pong with apple juice. It's apple-juice-pong, if you will. They're practicing for the real thing, so by the time they get to college, they're going to be pros.
Already A College Student
How is this kid a disillusioned twentysomething already? He doesn't need to hate everything, he hasn't even seen everything yet. There's so much more world to experience! Can we get a little optimism up in here?
That's A Lot Of Hair!
This kid is only a few weeks old, but he already has more hair than a lot of full-grown adults I know. It's so perfectly coiffed, too. What kind of products does he use?
Driving To School
This girl had enough of walking to preschool every day. She thought it was time for her to show up to school in style. This pink Barbie car is making all the other kids jealous.
Sorry To Bug You, Sir
This kid is only a few minutes old, and already he's the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. The look on his face says, "Yes, do fax me those reports."
License And Registration
This kid is only 4 years old and he's already getting pulled over for speeding. What's going to happen when he's 16 and he has his learner's permit? He better learn to slow down.
Why Are Little Kids So Good At Makeup?
The picture on the left is what '90s kids looked like when they tried to put on makeup. The picture on the right is what kids today are able to accomplish.
That Hair, Though
Are we sure that this kid isn't hiding a family of four under all that hair? Also, why is he wearing a dress shirt and a tie when all of the other kids are wearing sweaters?
Customer Service Baby
Please hold while this baby transfers you to the correct department. It might take a while because he doesn't know his numbers yet. It's OK, he'll put on "Baby Shark" while you wait.
She Gave Herself A Time-Out
This girl did something that she wasn't supposed to, so she took herself to the naughty corner. That's the kind of self-discipline that we adults can only hope to achieve.
He's Loaded
This kid is loaded in more ways than one. What's a 3-year-old doing with a gun and piles of cash? Is he running some kind of illegal operation? It certainly looks like it.
He's An Artist
This kid isn't into things like television and cartoons. That stuff is for babies. He's into high art, like this masterpiece he just created. He calls it, "White Mirror."
A Child App Developer
This is Thomas Suarez. He's basically a kid super genius. He's only 12 years old and he's a programmer and an app developer. What are you doing with your life?
Relaxing In The Sun
This kid has had a long hard day at work, so he decided to kick back by the pool on his lounge chair and get a nice tan before the sun goes down.
An Outdoorsman
This kid is only 5 years old, but he's already a true outdoorsman. He knows his way around a hiking trail, he never runs out of water, and he has a Patagonia sponsorship.
Dad's Off Duty
This dad can kick back and relax because his son is taking over mowing duties. This kid might be using a toy lawnmower, but you just wait until he gets his hands on the real thing.
Watch Out, Ladies
This kid has a bike, and he has a killer attitude. What more could a guy need? That pose he's striking makes it look like he's cruising down an open road.
Congrats, Graduate
This kid is only two days old and he already graduated from university. He has an honors B.A. in being cute. He already got accepted to a Master's program in being awake that starts in September.
A True Intellectual
This is Jameson. Jameson is too smart for his own good. He wears glasses because he's an intellectual and because they make him look distinguished. He has great fashion sense.
Very Professional
This 7-year-old kid put on a suit and tie for his Zoom class. His dad popped in to see what all the fuss was about, and when he did, this kid flashed him the "I'm on a call" hand signal.
A Pro On The Drums
This kid isn't even a year old yet, but he already plays the drums better than most adults can. What can we say, he's got innate musical talent. Look at that smile!
Gamer Baby
This baby loves to play video games just like his dad. He's pretty good at them, too. This a picture of him beating his dad in a game of Fortnight.
Like Father Like Son
This kid is only a few months old, but look at that full adult beard he has on his face! He's starting to look just like his father. Maybe in a few years, it will be just as long as his dad's.
He Got Really Tall
This kid seems to have grown up super fast. Just yesterday, he was three and a half feet tall, and today he's over seven feet. Don't blink, parents, am I right?
He Grew UP
Remember the kid from Up? Well, he's an adult now. Also he kind of looks like that no-neck guy from 90 Day Fiancé. That beard is not working for him. Maybe he should consider shaving.
Old Kids
Wow, kids really do grow up fast. Look at all these kids turning 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and even 100 years old. I guess it's true what they say: you're always a kid at heart.
Flashback Films
Since when is Frozen a "flashback film"? The kids who watched Frozen on repeat throughout their childhoods are still very much kids. It's a little early to be peddling nostalgia.
Children's Clothes
Something tells me that this outfit does not belong in the children's section. There has been a mistake, and somebody is in big trouble. Maybe this is what you should wear if you want to have children?
